It Was Only Then...
I am still writing Psychosocial, but today I fancied watching my 'Best Of Whose Line' DVD and this just popped into my head. Let me know what you think!
Author: improvfan88
Title: It Was Only Then...
Rating: PG-13 for hints of sexual acts
Pairing: Ry/Col.
Disclaimer: I don't own them or Whose Line BUT!!! I do own my DVD. So get it up ye!
It Was Only Then...
The Neon Light
Colin remembered sitting there as he watched Ryan slam his head into the desk. A split second before it happened, Colin knew it was going to happen and his heart stopped. Would Ryan be electrocuted?
And then it happened.
Ryan’s head connected with the desk lamp, and the sound of breaking glass hit Colin’s ears. Colin caught himself about to jump out of his chair and run over to Ryan, and take him in his arms. And then he remembered. It was supposed to be secret, their affair. Instead, he settled for remaining in his chair, his hand clamped firmly over his mouth to stop himself from shouting out. After he realised that Ryan was alright, that’s when the laughs started.
After the show, Colin sat on Ryan’s chair in his trailer, with Ryan sitting in between his legs on the floor. He picked out every single bit of glass that Ryan hadn’t scratched out.
It was only then that Ryan had told Colin how scared he had been.
The Maltese Burger Kiss
It had been building up all through the filming. Colin had promised Ryan that he would be good since he and Pat had argued for what felt like the hundredth time about the level of friendship between himself and Colin. Instead, Colin seemed hell bent on teasing Ryan until he couldn’t think straight.
So when Colin gave Ryan the opportunity to kiss him in front of the studio audience, Ryan had jumped at the opportunity. It was their first ‘public’ kiss as it were, and Colin had loved every second.
After the show, Ryan had ‘punished’ Colin for being so bad on the show, by tying him up and teasing him until Colin was begging for relief.
It was only then that Colin had told Ryan that he would do it again.
Colin’s Infamous Party Quirk
When Colin read his card, he couldn’t believe what they had given him this time. Well, he wasn’t in the best of moods, and he wasn’t going to be Mr. Polite for this quirk. If they wanted to see him essentially grope everyone, then he was going to do it. Although the cameras didn’t pick it up, Colin sent a quick smirk Ryan’s way. It was enough to make Ryan stare at Colin, and know from that one look that he was in trouble.
Luckily the light make-up managed to hide most of the flush that took over Ryan as he struggled not to take Colin right there on the stage.
The game began, and Colin did try his best to be polite with Kathy. There was a line, and, although it may be sexist, there is a difference between groping your female colleagues and your male colleagues. On top of that, Colin really wasn’t interested in groping Kathy, or any female for that matter. Colin was really interested in groping the 6”6 man who was due to come on.
When Ryan did enter the scene, he strode immediately over to Colin, and received a full crotch grab in return. Although Ryan’s face showed pain, Colin knew that look too well. It was Ryan’s “don’t get hard” face, but Colin couldn’t resist teasing him and testing him. After Kathy had guessed them all out, Colin knew that Ryan’s ‘two minutes’ comment was accurate.
After the show, Ryan took Colin again and again, in all positions, everywhere in his little trailer. Colin could never remember Ryan being as needy and horny as he was after that show.
It was only then that Ryan told Colin that he never felt that strong a reaction with anyone else.
The Boa Constrictor Incident
Ryan had felt for the longest time that it was payback time for Colin teasing him. Although it looked like Ryan flirted and kissed Colin more on stage, Colin did most of the flirting that pushed Ryan to do such things. Only Colin was much more subtle.
Ryan was ready to kiss whoever thought of their quirks for that particular ‘Let’s Make A Date’, as it provided him with the perfect opportunity. Colin loved Ryan’s tongue and the amazing things he could make it do. By flicking his tongue, he could get Colin hotter than a July afternoon in the Sahara Desert. And now it was payback.
From the second he stuck his tongue out and wagged it about, Colin was caught. Hook, line and sinker. He couldn’t take his eyes off Ryan’s tongue, forgetting for a minute or two where he was and what he was supposed to be doing. He had never lost control like that on stage ever before.
After the show, Ryan’s tongue touched every part of Colin’s body and they made love like neither man had ever experienced before. It was slow, sensual and exactly what they had needed.
It was only then that Colin told Ryan that he couldn’t keep hiding how he felt.
Filming Whose Line Live In Vegas (2006)
Colin was happy with the way things had turned out after all the heartache. Luckily, Deb had taken it quite well, as had Luke. Pat had been a little upset, but after so many arguments about, eventually conceded that she shouldn’t have been so surprised. Ryan’s kids understood too, and were happy about having ‘Uncle Colin’ become ‘Daddy Colin’.
Filming Whose Line Live was something that both Ryan and Colin loved. For the first time ever, they were able to show how much they loved each other to the audience watching them, to the friends that had stood by them and covered for them, to the fans who had supported them right from the start.
Funnily enough, when they were now given the opportunity to show it without fear of repercussion, neither man wanted to. They were happy knowing that if they wanted to, they could. And that was good enough for them.
After the show, Colin snuggled into Ryan on the bus that was taking all the performers back to the hotel. That night, as Colin looked out over the city on the balcony and then back at his partner, his lover, his soul mate lying in bed, exhausted after the show, he smiled to himself.
It was only then that Colin admitted to himself that for the first time ever in his life, he felt complete.