Say what, sonny jim?
My legs hurt. And my LJ is dormant.
I've spent the last few weeks working away, before that I had three weeks off over Xmas to get my head back into shape after the weekend of fun. For the last siiiix weeks I haven't been paid, so in that stead I have managed to create a:
LIST TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED AND STRAPPED
a) Run into the clubbing district in town, wearing only a g-string and marker pen on your back that reads DEA
b) Call the pizza place, when the guy arrives, explain that you really just wanted a garlic bread, free of charge. And you explained that to the person on the phone. Start to shut the door, steal his pizzas and run out the back door.
c) Spend three hours staring at a wall, after the third hour, convince yourself you need to move, even if just to go to the toilet. If this rule is not applied, you will find your body melding into the countours of the chair and you will be unable to move until someone grabs you and drags you off the couch.
d) Throw a cocktail party, tell everyone drinks are on the house. When they rock up to the party, inform them there has been a change of plans and there is actually a cover charge to enter for the drinks. Once they are all inside, run down the road laughing that you let them into your neighbours house.
e) Spend the first thirty minutes of your day sitting next to a large body of water whilst meditating. Make sure you concentrate, so that when someone comes up behind you and pushes you into the water you don't see it coming.
f) Floss.
I've spent the last few weeks working away, before that I had three weeks off over Xmas to get my head back into shape after the weekend of fun. For the last siiiix weeks I haven't been paid, so in that stead I have managed to create a:
LIST TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED AND STRAPPED
a) Run into the clubbing district in town, wearing only a g-string and marker pen on your back that reads DEA
b) Call the pizza place, when the guy arrives, explain that you really just wanted a garlic bread, free of charge. And you explained that to the person on the phone. Start to shut the door, steal his pizzas and run out the back door.
c) Spend three hours staring at a wall, after the third hour, convince yourself you need to move, even if just to go to the toilet. If this rule is not applied, you will find your body melding into the countours of the chair and you will be unable to move until someone grabs you and drags you off the couch.
d) Throw a cocktail party, tell everyone drinks are on the house. When they rock up to the party, inform them there has been a change of plans and there is actually a cover charge to enter for the drinks. Once they are all inside, run down the road laughing that you let them into your neighbours house.
e) Spend the first thirty minutes of your day sitting next to a large body of water whilst meditating. Make sure you concentrate, so that when someone comes up behind you and pushes you into the water you don't see it coming.
f) Floss.