another post where nothing happens

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Okay, so I'm swiping this from bauble because it looked fun and I make poor decisions. Go ahead and request any fandom I've ever written, which means Inception, Teen Wolf, Harry Potter, XMen: First Class, Suits, TSN, Avengers (I wrote a snippet...once...it was Clint/Darcy), and Veronica Mars (no, my VM fic is not locatable, or finished, but) are all on

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[gollumgollum]

Teen Wolf, any characters you want: 2, bodyswap.

(...And i said any characters, and i mean that, but i totally vote for Stiles's involvement in one way or another because Stiles.)

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So many options! Okay, so I wanted Stiles to swap with one of the werewolves, to get a ~taste~ of being a werewolf, so to speak, and so I tossed around the options of Isaac and Erica and Scott, and I think any of those could be more or less equally interesting, though Scott's probably the most plausible in terms of he and Stiles getting into shenanigans and somehow bodyswapping. That said--

Stiles doesn't know what happened.

He really, genuinely, does not know what happened. He's got the details sketched out: he bumped into Erica going to the swimming pool, she was acting suspicious so he followed her, she dumped a fish--a very sparkly fish--into the swimming pool, the fish thanked her for her kindness and said it would grant her one wish

I hate lj comment limits :/

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At least this was the last class of the day. Stiles reminded himself of that at least once every five minutes until chemistry was over. Because there was Mr. Harris, and there was the dude across the room wearing way too much Axe and trying to land crumpled pieces of paper in Stiles' cleavage, and things were just generally shitty. When he got out, Erica was there waiting for him, leaning against a locker. Stiles was pretty sure he never leaned against lockers like that

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...writing this made me want crack!fic where Stiles is secretly a NeverNude, because half the premise of this bodyswap in my head is that Stiles is like, "Erica, that's my undershirt, that's the shirt I wear under my shirt, why are you wearing it like regular clothes?" pretty much 100% of the time. And Erica is like, "Um, I'm pretty sure this is just a regular t-shirt that actually fits you, unlike everything else you wear

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[gollumgollum]

\o/!

(No lie, that's legit what i'm doing right now, a giant \o/! with a big ole grin on my face, because YES. And i can see it not even being all that cracky that Stiles is a NeverNude, the boy has to have some random weird hang ups. And LOL at Erica making out with Danny. And Scott. And Boyd, but he's her boyfriend, so. And at Stiles hating the smell of feet too. And at 'they already have Jackson.' And and and and and. YES THIS, basically.)

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Ugh, I kind of want to try to finish this one, just because I think it would be HILARIOUS (although maybe slightly cracky/OOC). Derek's super angry because EVERYONE KNOWS YOU SHOULDN'T LET FISHES GRANT YOU WISHES BECAUSE FISHES ARE TOO DUMB AND NEVER DO IT RIGHT so now Erica and Stiles have to (a) figure out what the fish thought Erica's wish was and (b) somehow fulfill it so they can switch back. Stiles has to live with Derek and the pack while Erica lives with his dad and he's like D: because Erica is terrible at being him. Erica asks if it's okay for her to have sex in his body because she wants to do Boyd without a strap-on and Stiles is like WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE TYVM and then he's like YOU'RE NOT LOSING MY VIRGINITY FOR ME, and Erica's like, "But I'm not a virgin." Erica is way better at lacrosse than Stiles is and he's kind of bummed about that only then Derek makes him feel better (mostly because Derek really wants them to switch back because he's kind of sick of Erica attempting to dress Stiles like a

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[gollumgollum]

I would ENTHUSIASTICALLY CHEER YOU ON if you decided to try to finish this one. Like. WIth pompoms and everything. Because all of the above is amazing, and adlkfjas;ldfkjals;djkf at Erica asking if she can have sex with Boyd in Stiles's body (and the look on his/Erica's face when he realizes that she's DEFINITELY masturbated in his body and he probably hasn't even looked at himself naked in hers) and FISHES WITH WISHES.

Y'know. If you need a beta. (....Augh Teen Woof, why must you ruin that word for me.)

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Oh, I was kind of figuring they'd have a masturbation conversation, like, the first morning when Erica's like, "So your morning wood today..." and Stiles is like "WHAT" and she's like "you should totally check out my vagina, it's cool" and Stiles is like "WHAT." And then when Stiles does try to masturbate, Derek shows up and knocks on the door and is like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE" and Stiles is like "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING" and Derek is like "WELL STOP" and Stiles is like "ERICA SAID I COULD" and it's pretty much the most awkward thing ever.

Ugh Teen Woof. I was so happy that I might finish my Stiles/Danny fic and Inceptwolf! Because then I'd only have one TW WIP left! And then I could be free forever! Obviously I am an idiot. Anyway, we'll see...I was also considering trying to write the Arthur/Eames amnesia fic and maybe expand the Clint/Darcy one, I am a mess.

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[gollumgollum]

I keep trying to tell myself that wips are what give my life meaning, and that it's okay that i didn't sleep last night because i finally started the Arthur+Bang Bang Inception/Brick/Brothers Bloom crossover i've been threatening to write for years now, and also that fucking golf AU, and the A/A(/E?) thing that i showed you, and and and.

But despite sharing your WIP despair, i am also still going OMG YES to all of this, so. I am a filthy enabler, after all.

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HA HA HA

WIPs.

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[gollumgollum]

RIGHT.

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EXACTLY.

By the way, I said I'd be online last night, but I am a LIAR. I am staying at a motel, and the wireless internet is EXTREMELY SKETCHY and I can only use it if I go sit on a bench outside (and it's supposed to snow tomorrow, so outside=cold) so I am actually not online, never at all, until I get back to my apartment. Um. Cool story bro, now you know.

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[gollumgollum]

Hahaha. starlingthefool and i once stayed in a motel like that. They were like "eh, sometimes you have to leave the door open for the wireless to work." And that wasn't even close to being the most sketchy thing about this place.

Which is to say, i totally understand, yo. Also, snow? I'm oddly jealous, even though i'm not quite ready for winter yet.

[mrsdrjackson]

YES. YES TO ALL OF THIS. *flail*

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WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE FISHES WISH-GRANTING POWER THEY HAVE LIKE A THIRTY SECOND MEMORY.

[gollumgollum]

THIS IS THE SAME UNIVERSE THAT CONTINUES TO LET DEREK BE AN ALPHA DESPITE HIS MANY ~QUESTIONABLE CHOICES, CLEARLY IT IS RUN BY ASSHOLE TRICKSTER FAERIES.