THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 2
REMEMBER DAVID SIMONE IS GOING TO BE "ME"
I ALSO LIED WHEN I SAID MARY SAID NO!
MARY- YES DAVID!
ME- WE WILL BUY THIS MANSION, GO ON OUR HONEYMOOM, AND HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL KIDS!
MARY- KIDS? THIS WOMAN CANT HAVE KIDS.
ME- WHAT? WELL WE WILL TAKE IT SLOW.
MARY- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ME- YOU'RE WELCOME.
ME- MARY GET IN HERE NOW!
MARY- WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS! I JUST WANT IT TO STOP!
ME- WELL THERE IS THE DOOR!
MARY- WHAT?
ME- THE DOOR.... THERE IT IS.
MARY- YOU CANT KICK ME OUT?
ME- YES I CAN.. I BOUGHT IT HERE IS TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS TO BUY A NEW ONE.
MARY- WELL SEE YA. AT SKOOL.
ME- UM MISS, CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE FLOWERS ARE.
EMPLOYEE- OHH. YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND NEEDS COMFORTING?
ME- NO WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY. I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE NO HEARTS ARE BROKEN.
EMPLYEE- OH. MY NAME IS JOAN, JOAN HEART.
ME- WELL JOAN, I'M DAVID, DAVID SIMONE.
JOAN- OHH... YOU'RE THAT HIGH PAID HEADMASTER/
ME- WELL.. YES.
JOAN- I JUST LOVE KIDS THATSWHY I WORK IN THE KIDDIE CORNER.
ME- NICE.. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
JOAN- DAVID, YOU TAKE THINGS TOO FAST. YOU REALLY NEED TO SLOW DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF.
ME- SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
JOAN- MY SHIFT IS DONE NOW. SO WE CAN GRAB SOME ROSES AND BOX OF CHOCOLATE, TAKE IT TO MARY, TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK. THEN GO TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SO DINNER AND THEN TAKE IT FROM THERE.
ME- COOL.. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A WOMAN TELLS ME WHAT THE NIGHT WILL BE LIKE.
JOAN- WELL GET USED TO IT BECAUSE I AM A BOSSY PERSON.
ME- WHATEVER.
I ALSO LIED WHEN I SAID MARY SAID NO!
MARY- YES DAVID!
ME- WE WILL BUY THIS MANSION, GO ON OUR HONEYMOOM, AND HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL KIDS!
MARY- KIDS? THIS WOMAN CANT HAVE KIDS.
ME- WHAT? WELL WE WILL TAKE IT SLOW.
MARY- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ME- YOU'RE WELCOME.
ME- MARY GET IN HERE NOW!
MARY- WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS! I JUST WANT IT TO STOP!
ME- WELL THERE IS THE DOOR!
MARY- WHAT?
ME- THE DOOR.... THERE IT IS.
MARY- YOU CANT KICK ME OUT?
ME- YES I CAN.. I BOUGHT IT HERE IS TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS TO BUY A NEW ONE.
MARY- WELL SEE YA. AT SKOOL.
ME- UM MISS, CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE FLOWERS ARE.
EMPLOYEE- OHH. YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND NEEDS COMFORTING?
ME- NO WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY. I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE NO HEARTS ARE BROKEN.
EMPLYEE- OH. MY NAME IS JOAN, JOAN HEART.
ME- WELL JOAN, I'M DAVID, DAVID SIMONE.
JOAN- OHH... YOU'RE THAT HIGH PAID HEADMASTER/
ME- WELL.. YES.
JOAN- I JUST LOVE KIDS THATSWHY I WORK IN THE KIDDIE CORNER.
ME- NICE.. WILL YOU MARRY ME?
JOAN- DAVID, YOU TAKE THINGS TOO FAST. YOU REALLY NEED TO SLOW DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF.
ME- SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
JOAN- MY SHIFT IS DONE NOW. SO WE CAN GRAB SOME ROSES AND BOX OF CHOCOLATE, TAKE IT TO MARY, TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK. THEN GO TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SO DINNER AND THEN TAKE IT FROM THERE.
ME- COOL.. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A WOMAN TELLS ME WHAT THE NIGHT WILL BE LIKE.
JOAN- WELL GET USED TO IT BECAUSE I AM A BOSSY PERSON.
ME- WHATEVER.