AIDS is a pussy
I'm not doing anything right now... so I figured I would update. I should really be working on magazine stuff, but it's really hard to make myself work without a deadline. Thankfully I'll have one soon, since there is a meeting being set up.
So I've been getting the runaround for like the last 2 weeks from this store Pelican... yeah and I ended up not getting the job too. I wish they would have just made a decision 2 weeks ago rather than stringing me along, that's pretty irritating. I'm looking at getting a job at Fox and the Hound though, which is a restaurant that josh's dad goes to a lot. If I get that job, and can convince them to let me work at night, I think I'll get another job too during the day so I can build up my funds. I need money. I always need money. Do you have money? Would you like to give it to me? I would appreciate it. Donate to the Matt is Poor Fund.
I got some new shoes..... *sigh. That shouldn't be news. They're sketchers, I wanted pumas but nobody had she shoes i wanted in my size. Plus sketchers apparently don't suck anymore, they don't look like they're marketed for a 12 year old anymore. I haven't been able to run at all while up here because I didn't have sneakers, but now I do so I should work on that. However if I get 2 jobs I imagine that won't happen.
I'm currently watching a documentary on AIDS... it's making my journal entry feel quite unimportant.
So I discovered a new antibody today. That was fun. Then I built the most efficient solar power generator ever created. That'll be important. I also fought 39 ninjas each armed with 2 katanas and an (apparently) unending supply of throwing stars. They stormed upon me from the rooftop, the windows, from every direction you can imagine. I was forced to fight them with the spoon I was eating my golden grahams with. I could tell that this was going to be a challenge. So I did a double back handspring, and fought the first 5 ninjas off, killing 3 with my spoon and snapping the necks of the other 2 with well placed roundhouse kicks. I was getting a little winded already so I realized I couldn't keep this up. Fighting through 6 or 7 more ninjas I made it to the house gas line and cut a hole in it. I realized, that if there was a spark before I got out of the place I was going to die with the rest of those ninja bastards. So running as fast as I can, I dived through a large glass window located nearby while lighting a match in mid-air, and throwing it inside. With a tremendous explosion the house was blown from its foundation. It was then that I saw my greatest opponent, Samurai Ishanuja. I never thought I'd see him again (long story). Picking up a katana from one of the charred ninja bodies, I charged my old friend. Not prepared for my assault, Ishanuja fell back to defend himself. Tears streaming down my face I struck at his heart, only to have it parried to the side, my heart racing with adrenaline and emotion. My strikes were not well planned due to my recent explosion ordeal, so Ishanuja was able to take the upper hand. My mistakes cost me, and I ended up with a tremendous gash in my left arm, leaving it immobile. With defiance I voiced," Ishanuja, I can not help that I am so attractive, your mother and wife are at blame, not me. You honor is at cost of them, I am not to blame, but you will pay for what you did to my family!!!" So with one last mighty blow I shattered his sword, sending blades of metal in every direction. When i regained my composure I realized that one of the shards had struck the old samurai in his heart. He said,"Ahhh, but at least I will have fallen to a warrior such as you Yufanshi (another long story), I will now die with honor." The rest of the story is pretty boring, I fought a few more ninjas, had sex with a few chicks, but you know, same o' same o' for me.
Yeah, fuck you aids.
Bitch
So I've been getting the runaround for like the last 2 weeks from this store Pelican... yeah and I ended up not getting the job too. I wish they would have just made a decision 2 weeks ago rather than stringing me along, that's pretty irritating. I'm looking at getting a job at Fox and the Hound though, which is a restaurant that josh's dad goes to a lot. If I get that job, and can convince them to let me work at night, I think I'll get another job too during the day so I can build up my funds. I need money. I always need money. Do you have money? Would you like to give it to me? I would appreciate it. Donate to the Matt is Poor Fund.
I got some new shoes..... *sigh. That shouldn't be news. They're sketchers, I wanted pumas but nobody had she shoes i wanted in my size. Plus sketchers apparently don't suck anymore, they don't look like they're marketed for a 12 year old anymore. I haven't been able to run at all while up here because I didn't have sneakers, but now I do so I should work on that. However if I get 2 jobs I imagine that won't happen.
I'm currently watching a documentary on AIDS... it's making my journal entry feel quite unimportant.
So I discovered a new antibody today. That was fun. Then I built the most efficient solar power generator ever created. That'll be important. I also fought 39 ninjas each armed with 2 katanas and an (apparently) unending supply of throwing stars. They stormed upon me from the rooftop, the windows, from every direction you can imagine. I was forced to fight them with the spoon I was eating my golden grahams with. I could tell that this was going to be a challenge. So I did a double back handspring, and fought the first 5 ninjas off, killing 3 with my spoon and snapping the necks of the other 2 with well placed roundhouse kicks. I was getting a little winded already so I realized I couldn't keep this up. Fighting through 6 or 7 more ninjas I made it to the house gas line and cut a hole in it. I realized, that if there was a spark before I got out of the place I was going to die with the rest of those ninja bastards. So running as fast as I can, I dived through a large glass window located nearby while lighting a match in mid-air, and throwing it inside. With a tremendous explosion the house was blown from its foundation. It was then that I saw my greatest opponent, Samurai Ishanuja. I never thought I'd see him again (long story). Picking up a katana from one of the charred ninja bodies, I charged my old friend. Not prepared for my assault, Ishanuja fell back to defend himself. Tears streaming down my face I struck at his heart, only to have it parried to the side, my heart racing with adrenaline and emotion. My strikes were not well planned due to my recent explosion ordeal, so Ishanuja was able to take the upper hand. My mistakes cost me, and I ended up with a tremendous gash in my left arm, leaving it immobile. With defiance I voiced," Ishanuja, I can not help that I am so attractive, your mother and wife are at blame, not me. You honor is at cost of them, I am not to blame, but you will pay for what you did to my family!!!" So with one last mighty blow I shattered his sword, sending blades of metal in every direction. When i regained my composure I realized that one of the shards had struck the old samurai in his heart. He said,"Ahhh, but at least I will have fallen to a warrior such as you Yufanshi (another long story), I will now die with honor." The rest of the story is pretty boring, I fought a few more ninjas, had sex with a few chicks, but you know, same o' same o' for me.
Yeah, fuck you aids.
Bitch