A miniature Ed Kemper in the making

[wizened_cynic]

So for the last couple of months, I've been forcing myself to write every weekend. Mostly it's fluffy babyfic and other self-induglent shenanigans involving Beatrice Rossi, just stuff to keep myself and a handful of buddies entertained.

For whatever reason, today amichevole intimidated me into writing a ficlet that I ended up liking a lot, oddly enough. And

Comments

[smacky30]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That's so stinking sweet that my teeth ached. :)

I love Beezus - so I'm glad for any writing of this kind.

[wizened_cynic]

Heeeeeeeeeeee! Maybe I secretly work for dentists :)

Thank you muchly and I'm glad so many people love Beezus. She is a child who commands being in the center of attention and will not settle for less!

[silverturtle87]

Yes good. Beezus is the best. To be honest, she's 90% of the reason I'm shipping Emily/Rossi (the other 10% is basically 'if Emily can't be gay she may as well be with the best dude'). So, thanks for making that happen.

[wizened_cynic]

I appreciate your honesty! Thank you! Also I WIN!!!! at getting you to ship Emily Prentiss with a dude. See, Beezus brings about GOOD THINGS!!!

[nike_ravus]

I am with Beezus on this! Srsly, babies cannot be reasoned with and they poop and they steal your mother's attention, all good reasons to hit them! :D

(Also, I've decided that I can (semi-) deal with Emily and Rossi as co-parenting friends, but this is all. (Of course, I've also figured out that the reason is because Rossi looks nearly exactly like my uncle Frank, and so... horribleness.))

[wizened_cynic]

LOL, whatever helps you sleep at night, darling. Beezus is irresistible and you know it.

Rossi looks like a koala but now that I've gotten used to him, seeing him beardless on Joan of Arcadia is kind of frightening.