Entry 1,000,000,003

[wizardwhodidit]

Hey, Black Mage.

*casts Greater Teleport Black Mage To Sarda*

We need to talk.

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[icaststhespells]

[So much for bathtime.]

...Oh come on!

1/3

[wizardwhodidit]

*casts Greater Clothe Black Mage*

2/3

[wizardwhodidit]

*casts Greater Injure Black Mage*

3/3

[wizardwhodidit]

Back to business.

I'm sure you're aware of the great peril you've put this world in.

[icaststhespells]

head

arms

pain

spine

[wizardwhodidit]

We'll have time to discuss your huge inadequacies later.

There's only one Light Warrior here.

[icaststhespells]

So what? In case you hadn't noticed everything we've ever done ever, the guys- and I use that term loosely in Red Mage's case -and I ain't exactly "heroic".

Like, at all.

Seriously, I think we've done more damage than the actual bad guys.

[wizardwhodidit]

Stop changing the subject.

There's only one Light Warrior.

There should be four.

[icaststhespells]

What do you want me to do about it!? We can't all be omnipowerful jackasses yet!

[wizardwhodidit]

Find three more.

[icaststhespells]

What.

[wizardwhodidit]

Find three more.

The frequency with which I cast spells on or around you is inversely proportional to your enthusiasm on this quest.

[icaststhespells]

Hey, isn't it awesome that I'm totally excited about this quest! I'll get those other Light Warriors, pronto!

>FLEE