March Roundup and April Prompt

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Flitwick: "Welcome, all, to our March Roundup of Wizarding Idol!"

*APPLAUSE*

Flitwick: "Our audience responded well to our March challenge of "Death Eaters Do Dallas".  We'll start with our first performance by the little lady
charmed310.  Here is They Make Snakes Into Belts, Don't They?."

Voldemort: "CRUCIO!!!"

Bellatrix: "Oh, the little bitty boy Death Eaters.... BASTARDS!!! CRUCIO!"

Snape: *headdesk*

Flitwick: "...Moving along!  Here is Much Obliged by
dracoluvah."

Voldemort: "Draco, that little s*!t! CRUCIO!"

Bellatrix: "Don't you touch him!"

Voldemort: "Why, Bella, I sense attraction."

Bellatrix: "No, you don't."

Voldemort: "I totally do."

Snape: *headdesk*

Flitwick: "Riiiiight.  Finally, from
sesheta_66, we have A Spectacle, Slytherin Style."

Voldemort: "Lucius, that arse."

Bellatrix: "I always said so."

Snape: "Those poor children."

All: "Agreed."

Flitwick: "Thanks for tuning in.  Next week's challenge: Vegas Showtunes.  From Celine to Elvis.  Have at!  Thank you, and goodnight!"

*APPLAUSE*