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[wizardgandalf]

[a] - age: 0110234010019837583

[b] - best friends: frodo, lego, wonky, and the woodland creatures.

[c] - choice of meat: elvvv-vvvultures

[d] - Dream date: marie antoinette or elizabeth bathory

[e] - Exciting adventure: hard liquor, restraints, and a drum machine.

[f] - favorite food: roasted beaver simmered in cognac.

[g] - greatest accomplishment(s): i'm fucking gandalf
for cripes sake.

[h] - happiest day of your life: being thrown down the hole and turning white.

[i] ? interests: liquor,tell-taling, wine, opium, weed, hobbits, elves, humans, spells, wax, midgets, wenches, orifices

[k] - kool-aid: kock smoker

[l] - Love: is an abominable sasquatch.

[m] - most valued: my whipper schtick wand and my long silvery tresses and beard.

[n] - name: gandalf, gandy, olorin, mithrandir, wizzy, wizza shnizza, whizzle shizzle, slut, drunk, god

[o] - Outfit you love: long blue velveteen cloak with plastic black underoos and old man slippers and old wizard hat

[p] - pizza toppings: horse radish, dried calimari, oyster sauce, newt dragon hack

[q] - question asked to you the most: can i touch your staff?

[r] - Radio station: nonsense

[s] - Sport: incantations

[t] - television shows: that late old white man painter with the afro who paints landscape (what's his name?)
the gay christopher lowell show./public access

[u] - Your favorite song: "agenda suicide"-the faint

[v] - Video: "aint nothing like money in a paper bag"-bizzy bone featuring some other suck ass rapper

[w]- winter: is a good time for sausage smoking.

[x] - xylophone: yes

[y] - year born: in the year of manwe

[z] - zodiac sign: i'm definately a pisces-aquarius.

Your favorite myth: elrond's a male.

your favorite serial killer: richard ramirez

your favorite female ass: emm, horse of rohan's.

your favorite author: jrr tolkein aka eru aka god aka my existence

your favorite obsession: quills and arses.

your favorite number: 9-6-7-8-5-eleven

Your favorite excuse: pissered as a whizzerd

Your favorite emotion: pissed as a pisser can drink

your favorite drug: rhutebega hash-hish

your favorite drink: red wine

Your favorite place: wankerwood

your favorite unattainable object: the one ring

your favorite regret: giving the precious to..........

your favorite thing to hate: the one ring and all other fag jewelry.

your favorite paranoia: marilyn monroe and the kennedys

your favorite way to die: asphyxiation by choking of sausage and brandy

your favorite insecurity: my sheer brilliance

your favorite frustration: being tall.