Oct 15, 2008 02:41
Brutally Harvested from RichGhettoGirl.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your Name: Dale
Means "go ahead" in spanish, mostly Cuban slang, used alot in Miami. Used as a goodbye or a slang call.
"Alright man, I'll talk to you later, DALE!"
2. Your Age: 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club) (note: Would actually make him THREE days from the 27 club. But who's counting except me, "Go-Ahead" Wicks.)
3. One Of Your Friends: Crysta
1.n. someone who has an extremely small bladder. and thus constantly has to pee.
2. n. one who has to be told to pee or they will forget.
1: you have to pee again? you are such a crysta
2; crysta, go pee.
4. What You Should Be Doing: Slumbering
when you're staying the night at someone's house and want to say it in a tricky way.
"I'm slumbering at Holly's house tonight." (Sleeping was funnier, but I typed this first and had to be honest)
5. Your Favorite Color: Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
6. Your Birthplace: Grandville
Drug capitol of Michigan. There is nothing to do hear but smoke pot and get drunk. All the guys are douchebags and all the girls are sluts.
"Bro, we party in Grandville."
7. Last Person You Talked To: Thor
Nordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer.
He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.
His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.
Thor was flying around one day when he saw this "girl". He appraoched her under the guise of a human and he started having anal sex with her. After seven days of this, Thor removed his human disguise and revealed himself as the god of thunder and proudly announced "I AM THOR!".
The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
9. Your Nickname: Kuma (chan). I don't really have any nicknames currently, but this is the first older one that popped into mind.
1. Japanese for "bear".
2. In some cases, refers to a l0053r, but this is seldom, if ever.
3. That one guy from Teken...I think.
(1)Hai, thats a kuma, and it craps in the forest.
(2)Dude! That guy wwas such a freaking kuma!
(3)Kuma just pwned j00!