Next time I want a puppy just shoot me, mmmmkay?

[wivie]

Holy shit. Tonight I was online, clean and feeling pretty good I was looking forward to a night of being online with kingofallporn and maybe killing some of the loneliness I've been experiencing the last few weeks when I heard strange noises from my living room... OMG, I have never seen such a mess. The dogs had a great time for the 1 1/2 or so of me bathing and being online/using the phone , dirty diapers from the trash SHREDDED, cat litter box EMPTIED all over my carpet, not to mention their food sack (their dish was full don't ask me why they did it) emptied all over the floor, and their in the middle of the nightmare of which was my living room is my two puppies (Gordy and Snoopy) shredding four rolls of toilet paper into oblivion. I swear to shit if I had a digital camera this picture would have made history . Even after cleaning it up, I'm still in shock over the amount of damage two ten pound poodle crosses can do in a short time, whoa.

Anyway, I've gotten things as disinfected and clean as I can right now. If I run the vacuum I'll wake up both my neighbors babies, bad idea. I think instead I'll go to bed and ditch the idea of fun for tonight. My deepest apologies to
myinternetcrush between the last few weeks of depression and tonight's mayhem I guess I'm probably in the doghouse right now.. LOL - I made a funny... Okay I'm off to bed, the doggie's are sooooooooooooo kenneled for the night, ugh...

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