CUTENESS.

Dec 26, 2008 20:18

"I love you so much that sometimes when I am loving you it makes me almost explode with love. True story. Some guy once came and said to me, "Hey buddy, I heard how much you love Gina ... and that's a total lie." So I hit him in the face with a chainsaw. Needless to say, my love has not been doubted since."

-Cory, in a fantastical email. In which he also told the story of how he averted an apocalypse by becoming a rabbit and dealing with the Rabbit Queen (further details I'm afraid, are confidential).

We are cute in strange. strange. ways. Don't ever watch Happy Feet with us, you might get cancer from the adorableawecity.
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