Voted "Most Likely to be Cast in a Budweiser Commercial."
You have to admit this guy looks like a LOT of fun. Gabe would probably be the guy who loves making fun of his closest friends and subsequently makes an ass out of himself to show that you shouldn't take anything he says personally.
Gabe Perez, I don't know you but I think... nay, I know I want to introduce you to my friends and you would fit right in. We would hang out in grocery parking lots, take one of the carts out for a ride and leave it in the middle of the freeway. Oh, the places we will go, the havoc we shall wreak.
You gotta love a man with this much dedication and foresight.