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Bump in the Night
Chapter 8
LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1887175/8/
Pairing: HP/SS
I'm back from vacation, haven't had a smoke in two very long weeks. I'm tired as all hell and the headache from not smoking has finally gone away.
I picked the dog up from the kennels last night. She is covered in fleas, I'm a little pissed at the VET. She did not have flees when I left her there. I'm glad I left the cat at my sisters, I don't fancy giving him a bath.
But it gets stranger the longer I was home.
I'm lying in bed this morning and the dog is next to me snoring peacefully, the cat on the other side purring watching TV when the dog gets up suddenly turns around 3 times and pops out a puppy and then another...
I was totally freaked. My little girl had a pup and then another. I just didn't know what to do. I just sat there in shock. The cat sat there in shock then looked at me as if to say "what the hell".
I just can't figure out when she would have gotten knocked up. The back yard is fenced and pretty secure and I walk her in the evenings but she doesn't leave my sight. I'm just so confused.
So in my confusion I go to the bathroom and i'm sitting there (TMI) and I'm going to call my sister and tell her the news but I dropped my Mobil in the toilet and pee'd on it. I was so pissed... no pun intended.
Now it doesn't work. It turns on and makes all these crazy noises but the buttons don't punch. I'm upset I don't know anyones phone # with out the directory on the phone...
The day gets progressively worse from there, I ran over a snake. Swallowed a bug, hit my head on a curtain rod, lost my balance and fell into the wall, hit my hip when clipping the corner to fast at work. Had an irate student parent in my office, which I then proceed to call his child a loser to his face. Will most likely hear about that tomorrow.
Missed place my teaching planner, got rained on and finally, some time in 4 hour space of time I was at work the dog had 3 more pups. Making the total 5.
So the question is would it be okay if I smoke now?
Bump in the Night
Chapter 8
LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1887175/8/
Pairing: HP/SS
I'm back from vacation, haven't had a smoke in two very long weeks. I'm tired as all hell and the headache from not smoking has finally gone away.
I picked the dog up from the kennels last night. She is covered in fleas, I'm a little pissed at the VET. She did not have flees when I left her there. I'm glad I left the cat at my sisters, I don't fancy giving him a bath.
But it gets stranger the longer I was home.
I'm lying in bed this morning and the dog is next to me snoring peacefully, the cat on the other side purring watching TV when the dog gets up suddenly turns around 3 times and pops out a puppy and then another...
I was totally freaked. My little girl had a pup and then another. I just didn't know what to do. I just sat there in shock. The cat sat there in shock then looked at me as if to say "what the hell".
I just can't figure out when she would have gotten knocked up. The back yard is fenced and pretty secure and I walk her in the evenings but she doesn't leave my sight. I'm just so confused.
So in my confusion I go to the bathroom and i'm sitting there (TMI) and I'm going to call my sister and tell her the news but I dropped my Mobil in the toilet and pee'd on it. I was so pissed... no pun intended.
Now it doesn't work. It turns on and makes all these crazy noises but the buttons don't punch. I'm upset I don't know anyones phone # with out the directory on the phone...
The day gets progressively worse from there, I ran over a snake. Swallowed a bug, hit my head on a curtain rod, lost my balance and fell into the wall, hit my hip when clipping the corner to fast at work. Had an irate student parent in my office, which I then proceed to call his child a loser to his face. Will most likely hear about that tomorrow.
Missed place my teaching planner, got rained on and finally, some time in 4 hour space of time I was at work the dog had 3 more pups. Making the total 5.
So the question is would it be okay if I smoke now?