Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Here's another...stolen from Emutep!
If I were a month, I would be: 'vember
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: that time in the morning as the sun rises
If I were a planet, I would be: um......one of the pretty ones?
If I were a sea animal, I would be: turtle
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bookshelf
If I were a historical figure I would be: Poe, Shakespeare, Chaucer, or (sorry emu) Ripper
If I were a liquid, I would be: mercury
If I were a stone, I would be: quartz
If I were a tree, I would be: a sapling of some sort
If I were a bird, I would be: a parrot
If I were a tool, I would be: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a bird of paradise
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: heavy torrential downpour
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a phoenix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a harpsicord
If I were an animal, I would be: a bear
If I were a colour, I would be: o god, pink?
If I were an emotion, I would be: embarrassment?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: a giggle
If I were an element, I would be: wind
If I were a car, I would be: a cavalier
If I were a song, I would be: "The Scientist" -- Coldplay
If I were a movie, I would be: The Princess Bride
If I were a book, I would be written by: muahaha, stealing again emu, Gaiman
If I were a food, I would be: peanut butter
If I were a place, I would be: (very specific) there's a cemetary hidden behind the law offices of someone and someone in Little Chalfont in England...I'd be that cemetary
If I were a taste, I would be: whatever you would deem a Sweettart
If I were a scent, I would be: pop's cigars
If I were a word, I would be: psychosis
If I were a body part, I would be: a neck
If I were a facial expression, I would be: smiley
If I were a subject in school, I would be: literature
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: ....um.... rocko?
If I were a shape, I would be: rectangle
If I were a number, I would be: 9
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a skirt
If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: ring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: spats
If I were a month, I would be: 'vember
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: that time in the morning as the sun rises
If I were a planet, I would be: um......one of the pretty ones?
If I were a sea animal, I would be: turtle
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bookshelf
If I were a historical figure I would be: Poe, Shakespeare, Chaucer, or (sorry emu) Ripper
If I were a liquid, I would be: mercury
If I were a stone, I would be: quartz
If I were a tree, I would be: a sapling of some sort
If I were a bird, I would be: a parrot
If I were a tool, I would be: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a bird of paradise
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: heavy torrential downpour
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a phoenix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a harpsicord
If I were an animal, I would be: a bear
If I were a colour, I would be: o god, pink?
If I were an emotion, I would be: embarrassment?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: a giggle
If I were an element, I would be: wind
If I were a car, I would be: a cavalier
If I were a song, I would be: "The Scientist" -- Coldplay
If I were a movie, I would be: The Princess Bride
If I were a book, I would be written by: muahaha, stealing again emu, Gaiman
If I were a food, I would be: peanut butter
If I were a place, I would be: (very specific) there's a cemetary hidden behind the law offices of someone and someone in Little Chalfont in England...I'd be that cemetary
If I were a taste, I would be: whatever you would deem a Sweettart
If I were a scent, I would be: pop's cigars
If I were a word, I would be: psychosis
If I were a body part, I would be: a neck
If I were a facial expression, I would be: smiley
If I were a subject in school, I would be: literature
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: ....um.... rocko?
If I were a shape, I would be: rectangle
If I were a number, I would be: 9
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a skirt
If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: ring
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: spats