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so i stayed home from school today. i just wasn't feelin' it. i wrote letters to my friends instead--letters that say things i would never really tell them.
Dear ---,
Sorry if I was ever an asshole to you. let's be friends, for real this time.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
Sorry for all the times i've talked bad about you or thought mean things about you. i'll try not to hate you so much if you try not to get on my damn nerves.
Love, Kaelee
ps-it's not always about you
Dear ---,
I'm sorry about that time. hopefully it's all over now. I don't have a real problem with you except that you're a drama queen. Other than that, we're cool.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
it was fucked up what you did to ---. I hope you will learn to keep your mouth shut. Besides that, you are my favorite.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I'm not trying to ignore you, i'm really not. i wish you'd be more aggressive and in control of your life. i trust you more than anyone in the world.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
i do not know why everyone hates you. probably because they're all idiots. they will never change what i think of you. you are the best friend around. i hope we can hang out more.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I still have a crush on you.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I really like you but you're kind of a liar. i still like you, but i hope you get your head straight.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I love everything about you, and you will never get on my nerves. you are what i will remember most about my junior year.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
you are so cool. i really like being around you. the only thing is you are kind of intolerant. still, you are awesome.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
no one can make me laugh like you can. but you are such an idiot/asshole sometimes! get over her! i hope we will be friends for a long time.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
i guess we were never that close, only for a minute. but you treat me so nicely! and you are very funny. i'm not sure why everyone thinks you suck.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I think you are awesome, then again i don't really know you. it's kind of like you have a stick up your ass sometimes, but i still like you. anyway, it sucked what --- did to you. i hope you never tell her anything secret again, because she'll tell everyone. and just so you know, 5 inches is normal.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
you are so sweet and perfect. if i ever had a daughter i'd want her to be just like you. i only hope that we'll get closer this year.
Love, Kaelee
ps-I'm totally jealous of you, especially since i've had the biggest crush on your boyfriend since freshman year, and because you're perfect.
Dear ---,
You are very cool. I hope you are done doing mean things to ---, and that you've changed since then. I think you and i could be really close eventually. by the way, i'm proud of you for not smoking so much pot.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
i had so much fun with you last year. you kind of showed me how to be a good friend. i hope we'll have classes next year, and if i'm not married by 30 you're still my first candidate.
love, kaelee
Dear ---,
i've had a teeny crush on you since physical science. me and you, we get along nicely. i think we'll still be friends when we're older. and you are totally hot.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
first off, your sister is kind of screwed up. i hope you'll choose not to be like her. you take everything so seriously, and i hope you'll learn how to have fun without being bad.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I can hardly stand you.
you're okay though.
i wish you'd quit trying so hard and just be yourself.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
you are easily the coolest person i have ever met.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I don't know why you like me so much. i always make you do all the work. plus, you're much cooler than me anyway.
Love, Kaelee
(edit: the one that was here no longer applies- 12/31)
(edit:this one either)
Dear ---,
you are the greatest friend ever. i can't believe i went so long without seeing you. i hope we are never like that again, because distance shouldn't matter in a friendship like this. you are my home. when i'm with you it's like there is no one else in the world, just US together. you are where i've always belonged. by the way, you are freaking hot.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---, ---, and ---,
I miss you guys so much. i hate you for leaving me. you are the most accepting, open people i've ever known. your generosity amazes me.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
we were friends for a long while but it all just got too weird. i hope you grow out of this.
Love, Kaelee
dear self,
you are a self-centered asshole sometimes. quit trying to be perfect. it doesn't matter what other people think.
you're so overrated anyway.
if these people ever read these letters, they'd probably never speak to you again. i can't believe they think you're so awesome but you hate all of their guts sometimes. it's human i guess, but you need to work on it. Know what else you need to work on? stop being so damn shallow and superficial.
another thing, it doesn't matter what your friends are into, even if it's britney spears, you aren't superior just because you know some stuff.
basically, get over yourself, you fucking snob.
love, kaelee
sorry in advance. please don't hate me.
Dear ---,
Sorry if I was ever an asshole to you. let's be friends, for real this time.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
Sorry for all the times i've talked bad about you or thought mean things about you. i'll try not to hate you so much if you try not to get on my damn nerves.
Love, Kaelee
ps-it's not always about you
Dear ---,
I'm sorry about that time. hopefully it's all over now. I don't have a real problem with you except that you're a drama queen. Other than that, we're cool.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
it was fucked up what you did to ---. I hope you will learn to keep your mouth shut. Besides that, you are my favorite.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I'm not trying to ignore you, i'm really not. i wish you'd be more aggressive and in control of your life. i trust you more than anyone in the world.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
i do not know why everyone hates you. probably because they're all idiots. they will never change what i think of you. you are the best friend around. i hope we can hang out more.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I still have a crush on you.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I really like you but you're kind of a liar. i still like you, but i hope you get your head straight.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I love everything about you, and you will never get on my nerves. you are what i will remember most about my junior year.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
you are so cool. i really like being around you. the only thing is you are kind of intolerant. still, you are awesome.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
no one can make me laugh like you can. but you are such an idiot/asshole sometimes! get over her! i hope we will be friends for a long time.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
i guess we were never that close, only for a minute. but you treat me so nicely! and you are very funny. i'm not sure why everyone thinks you suck.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I think you are awesome, then again i don't really know you. it's kind of like you have a stick up your ass sometimes, but i still like you. anyway, it sucked what --- did to you. i hope you never tell her anything secret again, because she'll tell everyone. and just so you know, 5 inches is normal.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
you are so sweet and perfect. if i ever had a daughter i'd want her to be just like you. i only hope that we'll get closer this year.
Love, Kaelee
ps-I'm totally jealous of you, especially since i've had the biggest crush on your boyfriend since freshman year, and because you're perfect.
Dear ---,
You are very cool. I hope you are done doing mean things to ---, and that you've changed since then. I think you and i could be really close eventually. by the way, i'm proud of you for not smoking so much pot.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
i had so much fun with you last year. you kind of showed me how to be a good friend. i hope we'll have classes next year, and if i'm not married by 30 you're still my first candidate.
love, kaelee
Dear ---,
i've had a teeny crush on you since physical science. me and you, we get along nicely. i think we'll still be friends when we're older. and you are totally hot.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
first off, your sister is kind of screwed up. i hope you'll choose not to be like her. you take everything so seriously, and i hope you'll learn how to have fun without being bad.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I can hardly stand you.
you're okay though.
i wish you'd quit trying so hard and just be yourself.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
you are easily the coolest person i have ever met.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
I don't know why you like me so much. i always make you do all the work. plus, you're much cooler than me anyway.
Love, Kaelee
(edit: the one that was here no longer applies- 12/31)
(edit:this one either)
Dear ---,
you are the greatest friend ever. i can't believe i went so long without seeing you. i hope we are never like that again, because distance shouldn't matter in a friendship like this. you are my home. when i'm with you it's like there is no one else in the world, just US together. you are where i've always belonged. by the way, you are freaking hot.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---, ---, and ---,
I miss you guys so much. i hate you for leaving me. you are the most accepting, open people i've ever known. your generosity amazes me.
Love, Kaelee
Dear ---,
we were friends for a long while but it all just got too weird. i hope you grow out of this.
Love, Kaelee
dear self,
you are a self-centered asshole sometimes. quit trying to be perfect. it doesn't matter what other people think.
you're so overrated anyway.
if these people ever read these letters, they'd probably never speak to you again. i can't believe they think you're so awesome but you hate all of their guts sometimes. it's human i guess, but you need to work on it. Know what else you need to work on? stop being so damn shallow and superficial.
another thing, it doesn't matter what your friends are into, even if it's britney spears, you aren't superior just because you know some stuff.
basically, get over yourself, you fucking snob.
love, kaelee
sorry in advance. please don't hate me.