So you've all seen Fred Phelps and his Hillsboro Baptist Church folk before, right? The people who protest soldier's funerals because "God Hates Fags" (the connection is somewhat tenuous, no?)
They have a phone number. It's answered by Real Life Bigots. (785) 273-0325.
For some real fun, be sure to visit
this webpage and turn the volume up. For some background on these morons, go to
godhatesfags.com. For more Holy Hatred, check out
GodHatesFigs and
GodHatesShrimp. But make sure to give the good folks at the Hillsboro Baptist Church a phone call, and let them know how you feel about gay sex. Really graphic gay sex.