Signless/Karkat video post

Dec 12, 2011 12:32

Filtered to all the adult trolls except the Grand Highblood and Redglare, and all the young trolls as well. Also John.

[The video clicks on, and it's Signless. Good morning, Vatheon! He's happy to see you, even if he does look far more serious than normal.]

Greetings, my friends. I hope this days finds you well. Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart that I must speak to you.

There is a danger in our enclosure, as I am sure you are all aware. The Grand Highblood has already attacked one of the children, and this is completely unacceptable. If we are to hope to live in peace here, this menace must be dealt with and pacified.

So let us all come together, work as a team, and try to find a solution.

[Karkat is there too, as it happens. He takes the SFC from his ancestor, and with one speaking after the other, the resemblance between the two must be striking. He is, of course, frowning deeper than the Signless.]

Basically what he said. We need to sort shit out instead of this "well here's this idea but I don't know" shit that's been going on so far. If we don't, we're all going to be stuck waiting until something happens, and all you on my team saw how that tactic went in the Veil.

The primary idea involves somehow trying to get the Grand Fuckstick to stay still long enough to feed him an appropriate quantity of slime, which at this point we can only guess at. Gamzee said baking it makes the effect stronger, though advises not to overbake to avoid risking a bad trip. There was also the idea of using Aradia's time powers to freeze him... but in light of recent events, it's hard to say how feasible that would be.

In short, give us any ideas you have, and we'll sort them out together in hopes of coming up with something that works - or at the very least, getting further from this point.

Filtered to Redglare

I hate to force this upon you, but the time has come to choose sides. Are you with us, or against us?

added later

Filtered to Lily Evans

HEY, LILY.
THERE'S THIS ASSHOLE AROUND BY THE TITLE OF THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD OR READ OR ANYTHING, BUT HE'S GAMZEE'S ANCESTOR, AND HE'S A VIOLENT FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T BE TRUSTED
AND MORE THAN LIKELY WOULD MURDER US SLOWLY, GIVEN THE CHANCE.
WE'RE TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO SUBDUE HIM, AND THE IDEA OF ASKING YOU CAME UP
WHICH IS PRETTY VIABLE, GIVEN YOU BEING A WITCH.
NAMELY WE'RE TRYING TO FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE HIM CALMER
BUT WE'RE ALSO IN NEED OF A WAY TO STUN, RESTRAIN, OR OTHERWISE MAKE HIM STAY IN ONE PLACE SO WE CAN EVEN DO THAT.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING?
FOR REFERENCE, HE'S APPARENTLY TALL AS FUCK
LIKE BIGGER THAN YOU HUMANS USUALLY ARE
SO KEEP THAT IN MIND IF SIZE WOULD EFFECT WHAT YOU DO.

[OOC: Answers will come from Signless or Karkat or both!]
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