Ahem. Pardon the garbled message, I'm afraid the heavy damage I've sustained has affected my speech patterns. It is...good to finally receive confirmation of your continued existence, Scorponok. What are your coordinates and current condition?
After your display of comradeliness today (that's sacrasm, you aft-headed fool), I do not blame Blackout from being less than thrilled with your...offer.
But if it would keep you busy, please do so. It's not like he has much choice.
Those /\/\0+hER PhUckING feeble-minded, pitiful excuses for beasts shall pay for this. As soon as I've reached a maximum output capacity of at least 70% and a repair ratio of at least equal to that I shall retrieve you and we will hunt down the ones who did this to you and each individual shall suffer the likes of which no wretched carbon based life form has ever experienced! This I swear...
But I commend you for an attempt well done. You maintained known coordinates and preserved your remaining status to the best of your ability. I'm afraid I can't offer much more than this, but I'm up linking what energy can be spared from me to you. Put it towards your temperature control unit for the night, and commence operations to convert any solar energy you can absorb during the day towards similar systems. That should tide you over until a better, more permanent solution can be had.
It'll be a long, long time before you can get yourself in that good of a shape. Poor Scorponok, all alone in the desert without a tail, probably being shot at intermittently...
You know, I might be in airspace near Qatar, and I might be able to pick up your ungrateful drone for you. For a couple of little minor favors in the future, of course, but you know how it goes.
But if you'd rather ask Ironhide to acquire pontoons...
Let us say, hypothetically speaking, that I decided to lose the last semblance of my sanity as well as my ability to judge, and possibly requested the minor assistance in retrieving Scorponok... Exactly what kind of favors are we talking about here?
Just to be sure we're clear on matters, since I do believe I'm more on the fritz than I've been lead to believe, you presume I'd let you use my Scorponok for your own gains when it's a well known fact you are in the act of trying to overthrow the mighty Lord Megatron? How utterly daft or desperate do you take me for?
Accessing...
Signal Acknowledged. Connection Complete.
OMGOMGOMG /\/\Y 8@8Y!!!!!!1!
Ahem. Pardon the garbled message, I'm afraid the heavy damage I've sustained has affected my speech patterns. It is...good to finally receive confirmation of your continued existence, Scorponok. What are your coordinates and current condition?
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But if it would keep you busy, please do so. It's not like he has much choice.
or me either
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No tail. =(
Location: Qatar. Ground. Cold.
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But I commend you for an attempt well done. You maintained known coordinates and preserved your remaining status to the best of your ability. I'm afraid I can't offer much more than this, but I'm up linking what energy can be spared from me to you. Put it towards your temperature control unit for the night, and commence operations to convert any solar energy you can absorb during the day towards similar systems. That should tide you over until a better, more permanent solution can be had.
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And just when I thought it was impossible to loathe you even more.
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But if you'd rather ask Ironhide to acquire pontoons...
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And to find the copies of that video feed and destroy them at the earliest possible opportunity. I will want proof.
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