STORY TIME!

Feb 08, 2007 23:50

Alyssa says:
hahahahaha okay get this:
Alyssa says:
one day I was painting doors and merle was helping me, I told him that mum said my showerhead was hers and not mine now. He gets angry, uses and outdoor voice and she calls the cops on him. About 6 or so minutes later 6 fucking cops show up at my house and walk in expecting some really bat shit. Well I look up and they just have a look of WTF on their faces. The get their stories and they ask->

Alyssa says:
me what happened. Buddy goes to me, "this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen".
Alyssa says:
NOW FOR THE BEST PART
Alyssa says:
after 3 days of cops coming to the house and harassing me cause merle wasn't here, they show up again! This time my mother got a restraining order on him for 30 days. This really drove me insane cause I'm doing all the renovations and need his help.
Alyssa says:
So now I'm left alone, he was taken out, I have to help pay bills while she's a stupid fucking bitch
Alyssa says:
to lazy to retype it
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
.... what the fuck?!?! no i didnt get that part O_O ... i .... im actually speachless
Alyssa says:
YES!
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
I HAVE NO FUCKING SPEACH
Alyssa says:
I HAVE THE FUCKING WERIDEST DAYS EVER!
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
how do ... umm ... what the hell ... SHOWER HEAD?! ....
Alyssa says:
yeah
Alyssa says:
can you belive that?
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
NO!
Alyssa says:
she thought he was going to kill her or something
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
if we were in a room together id be making nonsensical jibberish noises!
Alyssa says:
hgahahahia I wish people could have seen this
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
... now when ana mentioned it i figured you were like "ok fuck this" and went to chill with your dad ... then your mom would be sitting around like "ummm ... hello?" in an empty house ... O_o
Bjorn, the Destroyer! - Glaubiger.Blogspot.Com ... says:
man i wish i coulda seen this

ALSO: anna nicole died
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