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[withkerth]

i've just heard a story about a lady who got bitten on the head by a mosquito. the mosquito had an egg in his paws, so he put it in the lady's head. the bite healed over, and so the egg grew in the head. the egg was the egg of a fly, but not just any fly. a fly that is a million times larger than a normal fly. the lady went to the doctor, and the doctor said "oh, sick! fly head!" and they smeared that bite over with Vaseline. the vaseline suffocated that big fly, and then it died, and then they went in there and got out the dead fly. the dead fly was still just a maggot thing, and guess how big it was when they dragged it out? like, huge.
oh. fucking. sick.
i'm going to puke.
in other news, I can't stop thinking about what a dream Spencer Brown is.