Accidental Voice

[withgreat_power]

[Level 5: have a blood curdling scream.]

[and then in a frantic grabbing of his journal, Peter accidentally hit the voice function. And says bad words.]

OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FU-

[click]

[ooc: everyone knows that the universe hates Peter Parker. He has his period.]

Comments

[heavenonthemind]

Could you keep the shouting down?

[withgreat_power]

NO.

Pain meds make him irritable as hell.

[heavenonthemind]

Keep it down. I have enough to deal with.

Panic is fun!

[withgreat_power]

Oh yeah, well newsflash, buddy, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

Huzzaaaah~

[heavenonthemind]

I have five broken bones and a knife wound I'm trying to recover from and I'd like to do so in some kind of quiet.

Re: Huzzaaaah~

[withgreat_power]

BOO HOO

I AM BLEEDING FROM A VAGINA I DIDN'T HAVE YESTERDAY.

GO DIE IN A FIRE.

So, we have our new tag line. Last voyages: I AM BLEEDING FROM A VAGINA I DIDN'T HAVE YESTERDAY

[deusexmechanic]

[No comment on this ic. S/he's just regretting asking about it in his/her own comment.]

He's trying and failing to be polite. Dammit Sexby.

[heavenonthemind]

Excuse me?

Panicky threats!

[withgreat_power]

I hope you grow boobs and get a vagina!

And it BLEEDS!

Judas does not appreciate this in any sense.

[heavenonthemind]

I've lost enough blood this week, you whore.

HAHAHA

[withgreat_power]

Did you just call me a WHORE?

I'm SO kicking your ass!

WHILE I'M STILL A GIRL. And then I'll kick your ass again when I get my guy body back!

Jerk!

[heavenonthemind]

That wouldn't make any of the doctors happy.

[withgreat_power]

Dude, you just called me a whore! I'M FROM NEW YORK AND THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS. You...BITCH.

[heavenonthemind]

You threatened me when I was being nothing but respectful.

[withgreat_power]

You weren't being respectful! You were being a jerk! And you don't call people whores unless you WANT to have your butt kicked!

I can lift a bus, bucko, do you really want to piss me off?

[heavenonthemind]

I asked you to stop the shouting. Asked. And you responded rudely. I then insisted that you stop the shouting and you told me to "die in a fire."