Accidental Voice

[withgreat_power]

[Level 5: have a blood curdling scream.]

[and then in a frantic grabbing of his journal, Peter accidentally hit the voice function. And says bad words.]

OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FU-

[click]

[ooc: everyone knows that the universe hates Peter Parker. He has his period.]

Comments

[stopthat_destro]

What happened? Are you injured?

PRIVAAAAAATE

[withgreat_power]

No! I...

blood.

PRIVAAAAAATE

[stopthat_destro]

Somebody else's?

...

Oh.

Oh. Gross. [Yeah, this flood is just booting the scientist right out of him]

Re: PRIVAAAAAATE

[withgreat_power]

[panic has booted the brain out of Peter]

What do I do?

Re: PRIVAAAAAATE

[stopthat_destro]

A... pad? I can... get some from my sister?

Just don't-- don't use a, er, tampon, because who knows what'll happen when the flood ends.

PRIVAAAAAATE

[withgreat_power]

Uh, yes? I think?

OH GOD.

I have a towel THERE.

Please get it from your sister.

And then shoot me.

PRIVAAAAAATE

[stopthat_destro]

Well, here's a conversation I never expected to have... Be right back.

Re: PRIVAAAAAATE

[withgreat_power]

[wheezing]

Ok. Ok. Thanks.

I'll...be right here.

[ooc: just uttered my favorite new sentence of the year to my roommate "It's ok, Cobra Commander is helping Spider-Man with his period and getting him maxi pads."]

PRIVAAAAAATE

[stopthat_destro]

[After a little bit]

Uh.

She only had tampons. Because she's an "active woman."

[OOC: The best part: HE'S GETTING THEM FROM THE BARONESS.]