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Make a Mafia Boss Out of a Middle Schooler (Just Add Dying Will)
1. Find a middle school boy, preferably one who is cowardly but has a big heart.
2. He should also have few friends, to none at all.
3 Send a talking baby to shoot bullets at him to make him stronger and less wimpy.
4. Throw a whole bunch of new friends and allies at your middle schooler.
*Please note that this may result in stress and many misunderstandings
5. Now, go send him to fight a bunch of scary enemies. This won't be hard, because his friends are scarier.
6. Repeat Step 5 until he somewhat accepts his future job.
7. Just to be safe, send the middle schooler into the future, so he can see how dangerous marshmallow-crazed people can be.
**Note: For better results, make sure that the boy has a secret crush.