Shakira...
Is there any woman on this planet who is as close to perfection as Shakira? for real, I recently saw her latest clip and those hips have been rattling my brain for the past three days (yes three whole fucking days and bear in mind that saturday I went a freaking breakcore party!!!!!)!
I mean, why can't I have a woman like that? Hell, why can't she just have me, slap a collar on me and tie my to the fuckin bedposts?!? I mean, how willing to be someones slave can a man be?????
aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh! those hips *wigglewiggle*, that face *sigh, those curves *sigh 2*, that voice *moan*, those eyes *sigh 3* ...
*sigh 4*
and to those ppl who say that there never is anything good on tv I say this: FUCK OFF! as long as shakira keeps making videos tv will remain good!
there, said it! Ha!
I'm done... for now...
*anctuously awaiting rude comment and fun-making*
I mean, why can't I have a woman like that? Hell, why can't she just have me, slap a collar on me and tie my to the fuckin bedposts?!? I mean, how willing to be someones slave can a man be?????
aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh! those hips *wigglewiggle*, that face *sigh, those curves *sigh 2*, that voice *moan*, those eyes *sigh 3* ...
*sigh 4*
and to those ppl who say that there never is anything good on tv I say this: FUCK OFF! as long as shakira keeps making videos tv will remain good!
there, said it! Ha!
I'm done... for now...
*anctuously awaiting rude comment and fun-making*