it is not a pun

[witharrowsready]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Every time God kills a kitten, you masturbate.
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
Every time you kill, God masturbates a kitten.
Every kitten kills time, you masturbate a God.
Every time God kills, a kitten masturbates you.
A kill every time? God, you masturbate kittens!
Time kills every kitten, a God masturbates you.
Kitten masturbates every kill. You a Time God?
A kitten Kill God masturbates you every time.
You masturbate every time a kitten kills God.
....okay, I'll stop now.