....I want that old man out of my life.

[with_thesehands]

His fucking men got into my apartment. Need that bodyguard now.

Pay is negotiable, but I need a live-in guard.

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[rondine_of_rain]

Perhaps I could be of assistance.

[with_thesehands]

Oh, you're that escort.

Up for the job?

[rondine_of_rain]

Yeah, that escort that mistook you for a girl. I sincerely apologise for that.

If it means getting away from the clingy girls on your level, then by all means.

[with_thesehands]

...Don't fucking remind me.

And you'll have to live with me. That's fine with you?

[rondine_of_rain]

Haha.

If I manage to get my new fridge up to your place. Any pets there?

[with_thesehands]

I have a fridge here.

And there's Uri. She's a kitten.

[rondine_of_rain]

Ah. Might just have to leave it and sell the apartment at a higher price.

A kitten... hm. Rondine better watch out for her.

[with_thesehands]

Your decision.

What's Rondine? Some kind of bird?

[rondine_of_rain]

Rondine's my swallow, and no, she's not a cage bird.

[with_thesehands]

We can put them in different rooms.

...If you do take the job, that is. But how would I know you're up to it?

[rondine_of_rain]

I think I'll let Rondine do as she choose.

I'm all for it. A nice change of scenery for once.

[with_thesehands]

Your bird, your choice.

...What's your name? I'm going to need to do some research since I have no means of testing you.

[rondine_of_rain]

Yamamoto Takeshi.

[with_thesehands]

Come over to my place. Not too close to meals since I'm always out then, but I'm home the rest of the times.

[insert address under lock]

[rondine_of_rain]

As you wish, sir.