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me: laura, i just showered and my feet don't smell that bad. now can i please try on your uggs?
laura: no.
nancy: ha, you're gayer.
liz: i am NOT gayer than you. laura, am i gayer than nancy????
laura: you're more of a lesbian. nancy's just GAY.
sarah: let's get a tree!
liz: yeah .. and put it where?
sarah: near frank (our bunny)!
me: oh, so that'll be the part of the room that's like a pile of things we don't need that we still spent a shitload on.
laura: no.
nancy: ha, you're gayer.
liz: i am NOT gayer than you. laura, am i gayer than nancy????
laura: you're more of a lesbian. nancy's just GAY.
sarah: let's get a tree!
liz: yeah .. and put it where?
sarah: near frank (our bunny)!
me: oh, so that'll be the part of the room that's like a pile of things we don't need that we still spent a shitload on.