Mission Three

[with_liiiiiight]

Dear Template,

Most people here don't like you much. Seriously, I feel you on that. Most people don't seem to like me here much, either---I mean, holy shit so many hot chicks around and I still haven't gotten laid since I got here? What is that.

But you know what? I like you. This thing with the insta-tits? Awesome. Stylish. If this was a

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[exalted_will]

Really~? How long have you been here?

[with_liiiiiight]

A couple weeks?

[exalted_will]

And none of the girls are interested in you? That's hard to believe!

[with_liiiiiight]

You're tellin' me. I mean, seriously! What does a guy have to do to get a date around here?

[exalted_will]

Oh well~ More for me~

[with_liiiiiight]

[confused Dante is confused]

[exalted_will]

[...Derp. She's flirting with you. Leaning closer now~] Well, I think you're cute.

[with_liiiiiight]

You aren't too bad yourself, little lady.

The name's Dante.

[exalted_will]

Ouka.

[with_liiiiiight]

I'll remember that. [smirks]

[exalted_will]

Good~

...You're not really a girl, are you?

[with_liiiiiight]

I am 120% male, through and friggin' through.

[exalted_will]

...And apparently not so good at math~ [smirk]

[with_liiiiiight]

I can count kills. That's about all the math I need to use. Why be concerned with what the square root of eight million is when you can do hundred-hit combos?

[exalted_will]

Only a hundred? Bo~ring.

[with_liiiiiight]

As a warm-up, yeah. You a fighter too, I take it? We'll have to get hot and sweaty together sometime, you and me.