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Alterations to the Hogwarts Ultimate Bachelor Guide

Karin said that your behaviour through the year would affect your standing on the list. To prove there are no jokes about that from my end, now that I'm not influenced by the wine I was drinking at the time I would like to make these changes to my ratings:

• JASPER ST JOHN 6/10. Changed from my original 4/10. For being a good comrade, even if I could never mean it in the sense that you want me to.
  
  
• EDWARD FINCH-FLETCHLEY 5/10. Changed from my original 6.5/10. For being a poor loser, which is a very off-putting as well as an ungentlemanly trait. It's almost as though you think you should have been ranked higher than my eighth, and you have a lot of good blokes to beat out for that role.

That puts Jasper above Edward at #12 on my list, and Edward just below him at #13. Which means Edward is 67.5% dateable and seventh on the list, and Jasper is 40% dateable and twelfth on the list.