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[with_an_accent]

a: Action, family
[Elsa Bloodstone wakes up in a bed she doesn't recognize next to a man she doesn't know wearing clothes that don't belong to her. Considering how she has no memory of how she could have gotten there, the only thing she can think of is kidnapping. Or brainwashing--there are pictures of her with a family she has no memory of

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[iflifehadaface]

[An accent! Oooh!]

New here? It happens. We've got reasons to hang, ya' know?

If you're looking for the skinny on the skunk here in Mayfield, we can hang out. Just, ya' know, chill. Kick back, see where things go. I'm Scott. Scott Pilgrim. I have a band. It's nothing big yet, but we're gonna' totally rock the roof off this town.

You should totally come see us Saturday at the Valentine's Party.

. . .

What's your name?

[Yes. That sounded just as AWKWARD as you could possibly imagine, and then some.]

[with_an_accent]

['Skinny on the skunk'? Good lord, that makes about as much sense as pretty much everything that comes out of Tabby's mouth.]

....

I'm asking for information on a kidnapping and you're inviting me to see your band?!

[iflifehadaface]

.. Yes?

Please say you'll come?

[with_an_accent]

....

You're ☠☠☠☠ serious.

[iflifehadaface]

☠☠☠☠ yes.

[with_an_accent]

What kind of ☠☠☠☠ logic is that?! If you're going to answer, at least be helpful!