For just you select few
I thought this was appropriate in helping deal with the tactless, heartless, bitter assholes of the world, I have found some peace and serenity in this saying and it also made me laugh out loud and to those unfortunate victims of stupidity and lack of gray matter I say this:
"Your mother should have swallowed instead!"
For those that might want to keep the world from spawning more tactless, heartless, bitter, venomous assholes I give you helpful tips from:
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/