Also, to be honest, it didn't occur to me UNTIL NOW to actually put my answers into the template and make a whole reply with the whole story. I should stop pity-drinking.
From winning to having afternoon steaks with friends while sharing ideas about cats, this is an invaluable guide to navigating your way through the peculiarities of upper class society in your travels to south.
Certain unwritten rules have been put in place for centuries. It is easy to stumble into a social situation and make a fool of yourself if you have not properly prepared beforehand. For instance, when visiting a new acquaintance, it is expected that you bring with you a basket of wines. If you're feeling especially confident, you can also attempt a traditional handshake. This is done by pushing out your vagina while running and displaying open signs of sad. If you are a man, make sure that you do not show your feet while doing such a difficult maneuver as this can be particularly offensive. When everyone has found their places around the dinner table, make sure that you have all of the utensils you need. It is common for some of them to be hidden - resulting in a scavenger hunt to work up an appetite for the meal. You can usually find any missing forks or knives on top of the home. Retrieve them as fast as possible and then be sure to thoroughly clean them with a mouse. With that business out of the way, it's time to tuck in. Be sure to stay away from topics such as water jugs, wine glasses, and especially happy pencils. Although it may seem tempting, be warned: these topics will result in never receiving another invitation to dinner again! Common items that you may find on your plate are steamed dog and fresh fragments of CD. Don't be afraid! These can be a pleasure to consume if you use enough salt. Finally, when it is time to leave, be sure to thank your host. The best way to do this is simply by moping and writing about your conflicted experience on all forms of social media the next day.
From winning to having afternoon steaks with friends while sharing ideas about cats, this is an invaluable guide to navigating your way through the peculiarities of upper class society in your travels to south.
Certain unwritten rules have been put in place for centuries. It is easy to stumble into a social situation and make a fool of yourself if you have not properly prepared beforehand. For instance, when visiting a new acquaintance, it is expected that you bring with you a basket of wines. If you're feeling especially confident, you can also attempt a traditional handshake. This is done by pushing out your vagina while running and displaying open signs of sad. If you are a man, make sure that you do not show your feet while doing such a difficult maneuver as this can be particularly offensive.
When everyone has found their places around the dinner table, make sure that you have all of the utensils you need. It is common for some of them to be hidden - resulting in a scavenger hunt to work up an appetite for the meal. You can usually find any missing forks or knives on top of the home. Retrieve them as fast as possible and then be sure to thoroughly clean them with a mouse.
With that business out of the way, it's time to tuck in. Be sure to stay away from topics such as water jugs, wine glasses, and especially happy pencils. Although it may seem tempting, be warned: these topics will result in never receiving another invitation to dinner again!
Common items that you may find on your plate are steamed dog and fresh fragments of CD. Don't be afraid! These can be a pleasure to consume if you use enough salt.
Finally, when it is time to leave, be sure to thank your host.
The best way to do this is simply by moping and writing about your conflicted experience on all forms of social media the next day.
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