Jul 10, 2005 19:08
Skit: Feeding of the Five Thousand
Anchor 1- Tonight we would like to welcome you to a special presentation of five minute mysteries, the feeding of the five thousand.
Anchor 2- We now go to our live on site reporters.
Reporter 1- Thank you. We are here with the five thousand and the girl who offered up her cheeseburger happy meal to feed them all.
Anchor 2- A happy meal with one thing of french fries and one cheeseburger fed five thousand people?
Reporter 2- Wonderful isn't it?
Anchor 1- Has MacDonalds created a refilling bag?
Reporter 1- (shaking empty bag) NO!
Reporter 2- Excuse me, can you tell me what happened here?
Girl 1- Yeah, it was great. We all sat down and Jesus passed the McDonald's bag around and everytime someone reached in they got a cheeseburger.
Reporter 1- Sounds yummy.
Girl 1- It was.
Girl 2- Look! It's the girl who gave Jesus her happy meal!
Reporter 2- Are you surprised that your happy meal was able to feed five thousand people?
Girl 3- Of course, wouldn't you be?
Reporter 1- Yeah I guess I would be.
Reporter 2- Why did you share your happy meal?
Girl 3- Well, there was this phone in the bag with a voicemail message. It was like I was being called to share.
Reporter 1- Interesting.
Anchor 1- That concludes our five minute mystery.