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[witchoflove]

If the milkman is mayor now, why doesn't he just throw milk at the fire until it goes out? He's the milkman so he's gotta have an infinite supply of it.

How come I'm the only one who's thought of this? Maybe I'm really just a genius.

Comments

[bell_bound]

I suspect the milkman started the fire.

[witchoflove]

I thought those political cartoons were just exaggerating.

[bell_bound]

Which political cartoons?

[witchoflove]

The ones that said if he got elected, the city would get set on fire.

[bell_bound]

I saw no such thing. Are you making this up?

[witchoflove]

Nope. It's was all over the paper, you know. In between pictures of a fish and a mafia boss.

[bell_bound]

[Goes to find a newspaper.]

[witchoflove]

*That's cool, I'll wait.*

[bell_bound]

[Will he actually find what she's talking about?]

[witchoflove]

*Probably not! Marisa probably just drew those political cartoons herself in her own newspaper.*

[bell_bound]

Clearly, your head is full of nonsense.

[witchoflove]

You must have just got a defective paper without them.

[bell_bound]

[Sorry, Marisa, he isn't even going to answer this.]