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[witchoflove]

If the milkman is mayor now, why doesn't he just throw milk at the fire until it goes out? He's the milkman so he's gotta have an infinite supply of it.

How come I'm the only one who's thought of this? Maybe I'm really just a genius.

Comments

[crawlininmytome]

Don't get too full of yourself.

[witchoflove]

Nobody else suggested using milk to put out the fire. Until someone else suggests something better, I'm a genius.

[crawlininmytome]

We'll use your bloated ego.

[witchoflove]

That isn't a liquid.

[crawlininmytome]

Oh really? I never would have guessed.

[witchoflove]

That's why you're not the genius in this phone call.

[crawlininmytome]

I guess geniuses are oblivious to sarcasm.

[witchoflove]

When you're this smart, lower things like sarcasm just go right under you.