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[witchoflove]

Anyone know a good poison control place, ze? I ate some bad mushrooms and can't find my hat, and I'm hallucinating that my clothes are different.

And that my chairs are people, ze. And one of them thinks it's my mom.

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[hangedhourai]

The chairs... what? Did your brains get scrambled on the way over here?

[witchoflove]

Nope, ze.

[hangedhourai]

I'm doubting chairs gained the ability to talk.

[witchoflove]

Kourin said they were drones and not chairs, ze. So you're probably right.

[hangedhourai]

So you're just seeing them as chairs?

... Are you on drugs or something?

[witchoflove]

I was tasting some new mushrooms I found before I ended up here, ze.

[hangedhourai]

Do you really think it's a good idea to try out random mushrooms? Look it up in one of those books you stole.

[witchoflove]

I didn't steal them, I borrowed them, ze! I'm giving them back as soon as I die.

And reading about them isn't the same as seeing what they're like yourself.

[hangedhourai]

That's the same thing as stealing.

So you would rather be high on mushrooms instead of reading about them and avoiding talking to chairs?

[witchoflove]

If I stole them I'd ask to be buried with them.

Pretty much, ze.

[hangedhourai]

I'll make sure to drop a bunch of books on your dead body.

Have fun talking to chairs and looking like an idiot, in that case.

[witchoflove]

It's pretty fun depending on what kind of chair it is, ze.

[hangedhourai]

Do the bigger chairs look like someone who's overweight or something?

[witchoflove]

Yeah, ze. But stools are usually more talkative than those.

[hangedhourai]

I can't believe you're serious right now. What did they say?

[witchoflove]

They asked if I ate the last of the jello, ze.