Dearest LiveJournal...
Dearest LiveJournal,
Oh, how I've missed you. We used to enjoy each other's company so. But I'm afraid, the world has moved on, and sadly, so have I. It's not your fault; people change, and often they grow apart.
I don't want this to be awkward, but I'm seeing other social networks now. Actually, three. I know, I know... you always said I was a slut, and maybe you're right. But I don't think it would be fair to hide it from you. Yes, they're all younger than you... please don't be angry. Their names? Okay, I suppose you have a right to ask...
Twitter: @LarryHoldaway
Google+: LarryHoldaway
Facebook: Larry P. Holdaway
I'm sorry it has to end like this, but if you ever want to talk, you know where I'll be...
Best regards,
Larry
Oh, how I've missed you. We used to enjoy each other's company so. But I'm afraid, the world has moved on, and sadly, so have I. It's not your fault; people change, and often they grow apart.
I don't want this to be awkward, but I'm seeing other social networks now. Actually, three. I know, I know... you always said I was a slut, and maybe you're right. But I don't think it would be fair to hide it from you. Yes, they're all younger than you... please don't be angry. Their names? Okay, I suppose you have a right to ask...
Twitter: @LarryHoldaway
Google+: LarryHoldaway
Facebook: Larry P. Holdaway
I'm sorry it has to end like this, but if you ever want to talk, you know where I'll be...
Best regards,
Larry