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[witchinbloom]

Hey Harry? Looks like we're continuing with the grand tradition of me wrecking your home and destroying your possessions. In my defense, though, that Santa had nunchucks.

No offense to anyone here, or anything, but if the City's what I get for an afterlife, I want my money back.

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[witchinbloom]

Last Christmas, it was zombies.

[witchinbloom]

For about a week. They were all over the city, and citizens were turning into them.

It was like, super extra fun!

[witchinbloom]

You caught me. It actually was not fun. At all.

[witchinbloom]

Are you a werewolf, or something? No offense, you seem quite nice, I've just had bad luck with werewolves.

[witchinbloom]

Oh, I'm sorry. My girlfriend's ex found out we were dating, lost his temper, and tried to eat me. But to be entirely fair, that really had nothing to do with being a werewolf. That part just made it scarier.

[witchinbloom]

Well, maybe it was a combination of factors. Either way, it wasn't the most fun experience.

[witchinbloom]

I'm not sure of Oz's status in werewolf-dom. They're rare enough that he was the only one I've encountered. But we can add most vampires to the list of less than fun things. And geeks. Geeks hell-bent on destruction.

[witchinbloom]

I'm not sure werewolves in my world do the pack thing. I couldn't tell you for sure, though.

Geeks. What with the making-robot-versions-of-your-friends and calling-werewolves-on-the-prom monkeys-on-the-school-play although to be completely honest, I wasn't there for that part.