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[witchinbloom]

So, Harry? It's not that your shop is so much blackened as it is, uhm, charred. My calculations couldn't have been that off...

Anyway, the point is --

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--I don't think you should say "sex poodle" in your voooooowoahkay.

Fountain. City. Check.

Could, uhm -- Could someone come help me?

[OOC: Concept unapologetically ganked from Brad. Tara has now been updated to Season Six, "Hells Bells."

Oh. And she's standing in the fountain. In her god awful bridesmaid's gown.]