Memeage with a side of update

Nov 17, 2009 20:54

For the whole one of you who may be interested in my p-doc appointment.

And memeage, snagged from love_n_lost, 'cause I'm tired and scared and bored and need pretty boys to cheer me up.

01- Dean Winchester
02- Castiel
03- Spencer Reid
04- Gil Grissom
05- Spike
06- Jason Teague
07- Sam Danville
08- Capt. John Hart
09- Det. Grant Mars
10- Sergei Chubais
11- Ben
12- Alec

Dude, I think I have a one three track mind, lol.
Hey, ya never said they had to be different actors!

Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
*snickers* Totally! Perv!

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Dude, Alec, duh! *wonders if that’s a fair question since she ships them*

Would you rather do 3 or 5?
I have to choose? Okay probably Spence, I have a thing for geeks… of course, if it was one of the more Williamy versions of Spike he could read to me and tell me about Victoriana, which hello kink!

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
This’ll come as a complete shock, but Dean… somehow I think that would be a ride I wouldn’t be quick to forget, lol.

12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
*snickers* Who has time for dialogue when a transgen and an angel are doing it on a plane? Though I do suddenly have the image of Cas biting Alec’s ear and saying, “You should let me show you how to truly fly.” REOW!

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Damn, well, I’m not in the business of paying for it *pets her parrot* ‘m much more likely to skulk around until I find them lying around in some hidden and unsuspecting place. Then I’d UL to DivShare and quietly share with my f-listies… and no I haven’t seen any and if I had do you think you ppl wouldn’t know about it!

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
A closet or a disused interrogation room. :P I’d say either 5 or 8, neither have any decency and would gladly trash it out!

When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
Duh, Ben- I did mention I ship them right?

What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Alec

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Fuck, Alec/Sam(not THAT Sam)/Dean- hells yeah! “Cowboys and Indians” Probably already have… or at least something close, lol.
boy on boy on boy sexing, DP, brain-melting imagery, abuse of the pretties- anything else and I’d actually wind up writing it, lol.

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Believe it or not, Cas- I think he’d enjoy the freedom of it.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Shit! Umm, Ben… he’d confess to Alec. Alec? Retaliate? Nah, he’d be more likely to pet and comfort Ben and then try to convince Spence to let him join. :D (I think this meme just gave me an OT3 to dream about, lol)

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Dude, Sam and Spike! Somehow I think Spike would have the better birthday wishes, lol. Sam probably wants to tie Spike up play with edible hot wax and ride him until sunrise. But I could be wrong, lol.

Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
ROFL!!!!! Gris and Alec!?!?!?!?!?! Okay well, I’ve written Gris/Spencer so it’s not THAT weird I guess, lol. I see Gris as a more straight up chocolate man and well, I can’t exactly imagine Alec saying no to anything that leds to sex, so, well be boring and say chocolate fudge sauce, the thick stuff that you have to spread with a knife… yeah, that’ll do.

8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
*snickers* Gris! John needs someone to dom over him and we all know Gris has the gift. ;)

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
Either, toe sucking or latex play

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Capt John! In my bed? Umm, later…
:P I think a better question would be what WOULDN’T I do to him!
Okay Spike and Capt John, DUH! boink his brains out, repeatedly!!!!

Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
*holds gut and tries not to fall off chair* Cas! Writing porn!?!?! Oh gods, uh, summary, it would be something kinda stiff and melodramatic, like. Jason has lost everything. Ben’s never had anything to lose. Both on the run, will they find each other or merely pass in the night.
And that has to be some of the trashiest, lamest words I’ve ever written, but hey Cas, writing porn! LOL.

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
As if Capt John would ever NOT go for something! But hey, Cas in a thong and feather boa, I think John’d break several inter-dimensional speed records and have one nekid angel spread beneath his own nekid bod before either knew what happened!

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Det. Grant Mars(9) and Dean Winchester(1) are having a quickie in a broom closet when Capt. John Hart(8) walks in on them. Naturally enough, Capt. John(8) joins in, first paging Alec(12), who's in the middle of fucking Spike(5) into the mattress. Alec(12) abandons Spike(5) on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Spike(5), irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Gil Grissom(4) attempts to rescue him. But Spike(5) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Sergei Chubais(10) is one of his/her regular clients.

*yeah me*, *spn ate my brain*, --memeage

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