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[witchfu]

me: WII FIT - BOUGHT.
sam: AWESOME!
me: Also, Skins Series 2, Jim Beaver's memoir, and...
...wait for it...
TWILIGHT SPECIAL EDITION DVD.
sam: OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: YESSSSSSS.
sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: YOU WILL WATCH THE SPECIAL FEATURES WITH ME. ALLLLL OF THEM.
sam: This is worse than that time I read that bad fic with Dean accidentally getting stabbed by wee!Sam. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not going to happen.
me: YES going to happen.
sam: I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARY
me: I WILL POKE YOU IN THE FALLOPIAN TUBE.
sam: that just sounds dirty.