The Gossip Around Garden, Volume IV
It has been such a slow few months, but nothing will slow us down from getting the dirt flying! No one is squeaky clean under this watchful eye!
A pointy eared fellow has taken an interest in the sleeping Lloyd's ear, or maybe all of Lloyd! Fenris was spotted whispering sweet nothings into those round ears, and Lloyd looked as if he enjoyed it! A subconscious, and unconscious, smile is worth a thousand words!
Why was Sharpay so teary eyed while speaking to that cat hoarder*? Is he a heartbreaker, or a jerk? Is she on the rebound from her on again, off again hunk, Tom Bronson? Let's hope she comes to her senses! Or at least get more spiders. Who knew that was a fast way to meet others! We should all question her sense of sanity, though, but never her sense of fashion!
Now that the love triangle has broken, Aang shows his true form! But it seems as if Toph will show him a thing or two about romance! Toph clearly has abandonment issues, and Aang has just the right cure for her! Nice timing there! Developments to come!
Speaking of budding romance, Cupid's arrows have hit their mark in these two! Almost literally! Such fine form, perfect stance, concentrated calmness! And Miss Bishop isn't so bad, either!
It seems that there is a woman getting mixed up in an awkward situation! Mr. Marvelous (and he does live up to the name!) and his trusty sidekick, Joe, are inseparable! Or so they believe! This Shelke girl is going to prove a rough ride in their future! Will Mr. Marvelous still be marvelous?! Will Joe stand by his man?! Will Shelke be the ever present third wheel?! Stay tuned!
Getting back an an oldie, but goodie, the Lalonde siblings are at it again! Rose is steadfast at her wordy brother's side throughout his mysterious coma, knitting him a thong for his breakthrough recovery! All there needs now is a case of amnesia, and a beach! Luckily the Garden can provide either of those! But maybe Danny has caught amnesia, since he can't even recall his friend's name! Better write that down!
Here is that enigma that still plagues us all! Mr. Champloo will need a rolling pin to keep the ladies away! Someone named Mel is trying to put the moves on this culinary delight! How will the queen of sugar, Pinkie Pie, take this revelation?! Look out, Mel! She'll sprinkle your eyes out!
Encounters with bestiality are not a one time occasion here in Garden it seems! But what an odd story we have today! The pinkest of all gorillas making the moves on Hope! And the poor boy falls over his toes from the affection! So young! So naive! Love surely knows no bounds! Pink isn't really his color though, so this relationship will go stale quickly!
Last, but never least, is the disappearance of our Headmaster, or lack of seeing that familiar sweater vest around! Did he go on a mysterious shopping spree without informing us?! Not surprising! If we see a new sweater in the next few days, then we have our answer! He's super sneaky! How does he do it?!
Until next time, Garden!
Ms. Tattler
(ooh: *the cat hoarder is Greece)
A pointy eared fellow has taken an interest in the sleeping Lloyd's ear, or maybe all of Lloyd! Fenris was spotted whispering sweet nothings into those round ears, and Lloyd looked as if he enjoyed it! A subconscious, and unconscious, smile is worth a thousand words!
Why was Sharpay so teary eyed while speaking to that cat hoarder*? Is he a heartbreaker, or a jerk? Is she on the rebound from her on again, off again hunk, Tom Bronson? Let's hope she comes to her senses! Or at least get more spiders. Who knew that was a fast way to meet others! We should all question her sense of sanity, though, but never her sense of fashion!
Now that the love triangle has broken, Aang shows his true form! But it seems as if Toph will show him a thing or two about romance! Toph clearly has abandonment issues, and Aang has just the right cure for her! Nice timing there! Developments to come!
Speaking of budding romance, Cupid's arrows have hit their mark in these two! Almost literally! Such fine form, perfect stance, concentrated calmness! And Miss Bishop isn't so bad, either!
It seems that there is a woman getting mixed up in an awkward situation! Mr. Marvelous (and he does live up to the name!) and his trusty sidekick, Joe, are inseparable! Or so they believe! This Shelke girl is going to prove a rough ride in their future! Will Mr. Marvelous still be marvelous?! Will Joe stand by his man?! Will Shelke be the ever present third wheel?! Stay tuned!
Getting back an an oldie, but goodie, the Lalonde siblings are at it again! Rose is steadfast at her wordy brother's side throughout his mysterious coma, knitting him a thong for his breakthrough recovery! All there needs now is a case of amnesia, and a beach! Luckily the Garden can provide either of those! But maybe Danny has caught amnesia, since he can't even recall his friend's name! Better write that down!
Here is that enigma that still plagues us all! Mr. Champloo will need a rolling pin to keep the ladies away! Someone named Mel is trying to put the moves on this culinary delight! How will the queen of sugar, Pinkie Pie, take this revelation?! Look out, Mel! She'll sprinkle your eyes out!
Encounters with bestiality are not a one time occasion here in Garden it seems! But what an odd story we have today! The pinkest of all gorillas making the moves on Hope! And the poor boy falls over his toes from the affection! So young! So naive! Love surely knows no bounds! Pink isn't really his color though, so this relationship will go stale quickly!
Last, but never least, is the disappearance of our Headmaster, or lack of seeing that familiar sweater vest around! Did he go on a mysterious shopping spree without informing us?! Not surprising! If we see a new sweater in the next few days, then we have our answer! He's super sneaky! How does he do it?!
Until next time, Garden!
Ms. Tattler
(ooh: *the cat hoarder is Greece)