[BBS] Beware Bored Striders

[knightofmirth]

hello all you lovely garden residents
i got me a motherfuckin riddle here i want to be sharing with you
so throw your answers at me all good and proper

knock knock

Comments

[subjuggloco]

KnOcK kNoCk!
hOnK hOnK!
HaHaHaHaHaHa! :o)

[... yeah, Gamzee doesn't get these strange human jokes either.]

[knightofmirth]

nope
try again clownbro

i say knock knock
you say whos there
because im up and knocking on your door you dig

[subjuggloco]

Aw NaW oKaY i GoT tHiS.
gOt It LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg SnAtChEd Up BuLlHoRn OvEr HeRe.
WhO's ThErE? :oO

[knightofmirth]

voodoo

[subjuggloco]

...
WaS tHaT tHe JoKe?
bRoThEr YoU tRiEd ReAl FuCkInG hArD
bUt I dIdN't EvEn ChUcKlE, bRo. Do:

[youredoingitwrong.jpg]

[knightofmirth]

youre missing the crucial next step
i say something
then you repeat it back at me with a who at the end
so i say voodoo
you say voodoo who
got it

[subjuggloco]

WoOoOoAh MaN.
sHoUlD hAvE rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThOuGhT aBoUt ThAt.
OkAy, LeT's MaKe ThIs PlAcE fUcKiNg SiZzLe.

vOoDoO wHo?

[knightofmirth]

voodoo you think you are motherfucker

see there
its a silly pun

[subjuggloco]

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

[IT'S SOBER GAMZEE okay that just. totally knocked him out of his quirk for a minute there. oops.]

FuUuUcK tHaT wAs MoThErFuCkInG gUt-BuStInG, aIrSaC-tInGlInG hIlArItY yOu DeLiVeReD hErE, hAhAhA!
yOu ArE tHe FuCkInG mAsTeR aT jOkEs.
It'S yOu!
hOnk.

[knightofmirth]

you better believe it bro

[subjuggloco]

YeEeEeEeEaH.

...
HaHaHaHa AwWwWwW sHiT mAn LoOk WhAt YoU mOtHeRfUcKiNg DiD.
yOu Up AnD tOoK mY cOlOr FrOm RiGhT uNdEr My NoSe!
LiKe ThIs:
:oD
ThAt'S yOu, aNd ThIs: :o(
ThIs Is Me.

:o:D(

... MaN nAw NeVeR mInD ThAt DoN't LoOk NaTuRaL.

[knightofmirth]

watch out motherfucker im a color thief
careful i might not give it back
cant help myself its so nice and grapelike

but i wouldnt all wanna deprive a brother of his inner shade
so ill go back to my pinkness here

[subjuggloco]

HaHa, FuCk, HoW dOeS tHaT eVeN hApPeN?
MaN i JuSt GoT tHiS uRgE rIgHt HeRe.
uRgEs FoR a RaInBoW oF sHaRiNg OuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg HuEs In HeRe.

HoNk!

[knightofmirth]

ha
haha
wow that one weirds me out a little
but its chill
it looks good on you bro

[subjuggloco]

DoN't KnOw WhEn BrIgHt CoLoRs WoUlDn'T lOoK gOoD oN a MoThErFuCkEr.
bUt YeAh, I'm AlL cHiLl WiTh It.
NoT gEtTiNg WhAt YoU mEaN bY tHe WhOlE wEiRd ThInG, tHoUgH, mAn.

HoNk.

[knightofmirth]

shit bro could you imagine typing like this all the time