BBS + action

[kissmydamask]

Right, so I can't be the only one who's noticed that things are getting... a little out of hand, what with the scorch marks, the goo, the Quad pies, the random explosions, the monster dung, the cats --

I'm just going to pre-empt you all and ask what needs to be cleaned up.

- Garden Staff

By the way, can we stick to blowing up cakes and not the toilets

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[wingsofvirtue]

Oh!

[ Remember that tiny, delicate-looking sixteen-year-old girl from the dance?

She's catching you with absolutely no effort, Prince. ]

Are you alright?

[kissmydamask]

[HOW EVEN. The surprise isn't enough to stun him into holding still, but there's still a second's worth of delayed reaction.]

You know, somehow I think I should be asking you instead. Are all girls this sturdy where you come from?

[wingsofvirtue]

[ SCIENCE. She sets him down and smiles. ]

I'm not sure. Is it weird that I am?

[kissmydamask]

[He straightens his clothes sheepishly, eyeing her up and down.]

Where I'm from most girls are barely able to do their own housework, let along carry around grown men -- unless that's just something that happens in your country?

[wingsofvirtue]

Um, I think they can do housework.

[kissmydamask]

But not carry their men around.

[wingsofvirtue]

Hmmm, I don't know. I've never seen anyone do that! It sounds pretty incredible.