Handy Explanations [BBS]
Alright, since people keep looking at us funny when we use the computers, here's a handy explanation as to why some people in Garden like sticking cables in their ear. (Don't try that at home, kids! We're professionals!)
Robots walk amongst you! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun! ... but don't worry, only four of them at the moment. We're pretty nice, too, friendly, outgoing, a notable lack of lasers or onboard missiles or any real desire to take over the world!--well, except for the angry blonde midget, maybe, but she's an entire warning unto herself.
Not that you'd even tell we're robots, really! I mean, we've got skin tone and aren't outwardly metallic, we eat if we feel like it and sleep while we recharge. The only real difference from you guys is that we're a good whack heavier than normal, so you'd never really know you were looking at one unless we did something obvious.
... like plugging ourselves direct into the terminals, for one. It's just faster to manage the typing that way, that's all! Alternatively, sometimes we'll have to run some diagnostics or system stuff by ... well, opening access panels on our limbs. Ah, to whichever female cadet I scared off the other day, it's okay, I'm not a cutter, I promise. Sorry for attempting to rip my arm open in front of you, the catch kind of got stuck in my scarf.
if we're being serious for a moment, we're technically waterproof but some warning before dunking us into the sea would be really kind of handy. also please, please try to avoid using Bolt right next to us in the training centre, it's just a hazard for everyone involved
So now you know what to gloss over, here's who you're looking out for.
Frankly, even speaking completely without bias, this guy is pretty awesome. Check out that suave, betousled hair and that manly chin, that noble visage. This guy, Kaito, is a fine specimen of robotdom and a stalwart companion. How could you resist?
Luka is the purveyor of the Angry Glare of Death, where her eyes go all shadowy like this and then she pierces you with the withering stare of a thousand angry music critics. All questions of an electronically philosophical or religious nature are best sent to her.
Miku's super-friendly, bubbly, and polite outwards visage hides an evil secret! She's actually [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
VERY DANGER! Rin is deadly and should be considered armed and petulant at all times! Her secret mission, charged with world domination, rules over the rest of her programming! Particularly threatening to the Kaito genus of robot, to whom she is a big fat bully. All the time. If possible, divert her attention onto the flying blond one with the bruises, except he's too lazy as to have turned up yet. Jerk.
Not actually a robot! We're as surprised as you are, but there you go; if you hear one of the guys above refer to him as such, ignore them because they're kind of confused by the whole thing.
Robots walk amongst you! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun! ... but don't worry, only four of them at the moment. We're pretty nice, too, friendly, outgoing, a notable lack of lasers or onboard missiles or any real desire to take over the world!--well, except for the angry blonde midget, maybe, but she's an entire warning unto herself.
Not that you'd even tell we're robots, really! I mean, we've got skin tone and aren't outwardly metallic, we eat if we feel like it and sleep while we recharge. The only real difference from you guys is that we're a good whack heavier than normal, so you'd never really know you were looking at one unless we did something obvious.
... like plugging ourselves direct into the terminals, for one. It's just faster to manage the typing that way, that's all! Alternatively, sometimes we'll have to run some diagnostics or system stuff by ... well, opening access panels on our limbs. Ah, to whichever female cadet I scared off the other day, it's okay, I'm not a cutter, I promise. Sorry for attempting to rip my arm open in front of you, the catch kind of got stuck in my scarf.
if we're being serious for a moment, we're technically waterproof but some warning before dunking us into the sea would be really kind of handy. also please, please try to avoid using Bolt right next to us in the training centre, it's just a hazard for everyone involved
So now you know what to gloss over, here's who you're looking out for.
Frankly, even speaking completely without bias, this guy is pretty awesome. Check out that suave, betousled hair and that manly chin, that noble visage. This guy, Kaito, is a fine specimen of robotdom and a stalwart companion. How could you resist?
Luka is the purveyor of the Angry Glare of Death, where her eyes go all shadowy like this and then she pierces you with the withering stare of a thousand angry music critics. All questions of an electronically philosophical or religious nature are best sent to her.
Miku's super-friendly, bubbly, and polite outwards visage hides an evil secret! She's actually [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
VERY DANGER! Rin is deadly and should be considered armed and petulant at all times! Her secret mission, charged with world domination, rules over the rest of her programming! Particularly threatening to the Kaito genus of robot, to whom she is a big fat bully. All the time. If possible, divert her attention onto the flying blond one with the bruises, except he's too lazy as to have turned up yet. Jerk.
Not actually a robot! We're as surprised as you are, but there you go; if you hear one of the guys above refer to him as such, ignore them because they're kind of confused by the whole thing.