[ BBS ]

[bentbowarcher]

D --> Why are classes cancelled at the end of the week
D --> This is 100dicrious
D --> Two of my favorite classes are covering topi% that I partic001arly enjoy
D --> And you are cancelling them
D --> This is an outrage
D --> I am furious
D --> I would rather attend class than this f001ish carnival hullaba100

Comments

[martin_sorvat]

cOULD ALWAYS JUST JACK OFF OR SOMETHING,
tHAT PASSES THE TIME,

[bentbowarcher]

[face. palm]

D --> That is disgusting
D --> Haven't you received detention for saying 100d things on the BBS board once already

[martin_sorvat]

uHHH,
tHAT DOESN'T MATTER,
sHOULDN'T YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, tOOTS,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> You are my problem, Nitram

[martin_sorvat]

pAST PROBLEM,
i'M MORE OF A THREAT NOW, sASQUATCH,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> A threat can still be interpreted as a problem
D --> And you know that I would not complain if I did not hate you

[martin_sorvat]

yOU SURE,
i KNOW YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS,
iT'S REALLY INTOXICATING, sAD i CAN'T QUAD WITH MYSELF,
hEH HEH,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> You could if the proper you was here
D --> Though I think that would be frowned upon and counted as masturbation
D --> The other you doesn't have your e%ceedingly high level of vomit-inducing charm, anyway

[martin_sorvat]

oH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT,
tOO BAD HE'S A LITTLE PANSY,

oH,
eQUIUS,
yOU RASCAL YOU,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> Then perhaps you could take pity on him and train him to have a spine
D --> Turn him into even half the troll you are

D --> I am not a rascal
D --> I am, however, in need of a towel

[martin_sorvat]

hAHAHAHAHAHA,
nEVER GONNA TAKE PITY ON THAT LOW LIFE,
aS i'VE SAID,
tHE KID'S BEST SKILL IS PROBABLY PUSHIN' UP DAISES,
hE COULD NEVER BE AS FILLED OUT AS ME, nO WAY jOSE,

oH SICK,
sWEATING BUCKETS AGAIN, eQUIUS,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> Perhaps
D --> I am tempted to grant him a second glance should he arrive
D --> Using you as an e%ample of his potential
D --> He could actually be interesting with the proper training
D --> E%pecially if he retains his sense of place
D --> I could do e%tensive reconstruction of his spine
D --> Reinforce his bones to make him STRONGER

D --> Ah
D --> That is so 100d, Nitram

[martin_sorvat]

fIRST OFF,
uSING ME,
nOPE,
sECOND, i'LL GLADLY PUT MY ASS UP FOR THIS STRENGTHENING,
lEGS NEED A TUNE UP ANYWAY, i HAVE THIS NASTY CREAK,

aH, pUT A SOCK IN IT YA BARMY CUBE,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> Ah
D --> I do not have my t00ls
D --> And the ones here are not appropriate for an operation that e%tensive
D --> While having him die on the table would be no real loss, I think that I would feel rather unbalanced if I killed you
D --> I would no longer have an appropriate outlet for my rage

D --> We are on a public forum, Nitram
D --> It is your own best interest to refrain from vulgarity
D --> The more detention you have, the less opportunities I have to mock you

[martin_sorvat]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
bLUH BLUH,

[bentbowarcher]

D --> That is the most intelligent thing you have said all day