[BBS] Turnips?

Jul 26, 2011 13:02

Uh, Kitten? Aren't turnips a little purple for you?? Is this supposed to be a coded message? Something about red and blue conjoining ( Read more... )

[bbs], [one piece] marco, [homestuck] terezi pyrope, [sonic] espio the chameleon, [batman beyond au] maxine "max" gibson, [ffxiii] vanille dia oerba, [kuroshitsuji] grell sutcliff, [high school musical] sharpay evans, [dc comics au] damian razem

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 18:46:20 UTC
YOUR R4C3 SHOWS 1TS 4FF3CT1ONS THROUGH BL4ND B1TT3R V3G3TABL3S?
TH4TS R34LLY B1ZZ4R3!
THOUGH 1 SUPPOS3 TH4T 1S NOT TH3 W31RD3ST 3MOT1ON4L R3SPONS3 1V3 S33N TO PRODUC3
OH OH M4YB3 1TS WH4T SH3 TH1NKS YOU T4ST3 L1K3?
WH1CH 1S TO S4Y COMPL3T3LY D1SGUST1NG!!
D1D YOU DO SOM3TH1NG TO P1SS H3R OFF?
H3H3H3

WH4TS 4 HOM3COM1NG? >:?

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 18:50:42 UTC
It's not affection, it might be code.

Besides she knows I taste like pineapple chicken.

Homecoming is the big carnival dance whatever event. You know all the signs around campus that say "Vote for" that's part of homecoming.

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 18:56:12 UTC
YOU SOUND PR3TTY C3RT41N
4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU DONT KNOW WH4T 1T M34NS?
M4YB3 YOU N33D TO D1G D33P 1NTO YOUR CR4PCHUTT3 TO D3DUC3 1TS M34N1NG

OH R34LLY?
M4YB3 1 SHOULD G1V3 YOU 4 T4ST3 SOM3T1M3 TOO
YOU SOUND D3L1C1OUS >:]

OH TH4T
1 W4SNT GO1NG TO P4RT1C1P4T3 S1NC3 1T SOUND3D L1K3 4 P4RL14M3NT3RY CLUST3RFUCK
BUT TH4T 4CTU4LLY SOUNDS K1ND OF FUN!

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 18:57:25 UTC
I'm trying to decipher it, that's why I asked for help.

No, only my girlfriend gets to bite me.

It sounds like a what?

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 19:10:17 UTC
MOSTLY W3 JUST L3T THOS3 ROT 4ND THROW TH3M 4T TH3 H34DS OF P3OPL3 W3 DONT L1K3

H3H3H3H3H3H3H33H3H3 1 DONT N33D TO B1T3 >:]

YOU H34RD M3
TH1S 1S T3XT STUTT3R1NG 1SNT POSSIBL3
SO STOP B31NG 4N 1D1OT

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 19:30:58 UTC
How advanced.

No tasting allowed either.

Fine, what in the fuck is a parliamentary clusterfuck and what does that have to do with the votes?

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 19:44:02 UTC
US3 YOUR 1M4G1N4T1ON!
1LL T3LL YOU 1F YOU 4R3 R1GHT

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 19:56:21 UTC
Don't feel like it.

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 20:00:18 UTC
TH3N 1 GU3SS TH4T M34NS YOU W3R3NT R34LLY TH4T CUR1OUS 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 20:03:29 UTC
Obviously.

If you can't make an effort to be understood, why should I make an effort to understand?

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 20:05:57 UTC
A B3TT3R QU3SST1ON WOULD B3 WHY SHOULD 1 C4R3 31TH3R W4Y? >8]

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 20:30:23 UTC
So neither of us care.

That was pointless.

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 20:34:59 UTC
Y3S!!!
YOU 4R3 TOO MUCH OF 4 J4CK4SS TO C4R3 4ND 1 DONT L1K3 YOU
H3H3H3

[Though you can't see her, she's entirely too mirthful about this.]

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 21:04:35 UTC
Oh no, how will I carry on? My feelings are so hurt.

[Deadpan forever.]

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offwth31rh34ds July 26 2011, 21:13:50 UTC
OH Y3S!!
1 C4N T4ST3 YOUR SW33T 4ND S4LTY T34RS C4SC4D3 ON YOUR F4C3
TH3Y 4R3 QU1T3 D3L1C1OUS >:]

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fierybluebird July 26 2011, 21:35:35 UTC
Not bitter and salty?

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