[While walking around campus today, you may come across one particularly handsome and well dressed...
...
puppet.
It will just be sitting there. Chilling. Should you look away and back, however, it will suddenly be gone... only to be found sitting somewhere else nearby.
There's no one else around, is there?
Those with a quick eye may catch sight of a dark blur as the puppet moves. If you stick around long enough, the owner might even speak with you. Right now he's just testing the waters.]