The Gossip Around Garden, Volume II
There is delicious drama everywhere this time around, fellow readers! Lets dive right in!
A marriage on the rocks?! Ariel is the 'other woman' as Seifer refuses her public advances. Meanwhile, another cadet, Kiden, cleans up the Commander after he got down and dirty in the cafeteria!! Those Trepie girls are a menace! They not so secretly couple Quistis with the Commander, and would do anything to protect the sanctity of their delusions. Or are they just that?
In the quad, Oli was seen denying a Trepie from signing up to the new dance troupe. Could he be doing aerials over the hold Quistis has over Rinoa? Those slick moves work only on the stage, Mr. Westcliffe! At least Quistis has the decency to check in on her little Rinnie! We all know you weren't just 'checking up' on classes. Nice try, though!
Seems we have mislabeled a person in our last post. Tom Bronson is not gruff, ladies and gentlemen!! He is good natured! But were his escapades with Instructor Botan just 'good natured'? Riding another woman's oar in broad daylight!! Such nerve! It really can't compare to Sharpay's car, though! What a downgrade!!
Remember our comment about these trolls being horny? We were right!! Equius was openly rubbing the horns of Tavros in the halls! How will this affect his chances of winning Homecoming court?! Also, isn't it obvious that he has a crush on that redhead, Grell? Peculiar. However, I don't think Vriska will appreciate her not boyfriend being felt up in such a manner! Yet she should realize that she has someone waiting at home for her! A certain Nepeta was spotted sneaking into her room after hours. Oh my! A little creepy, though!
On a different, and possibly more sinister note, Katara caught Zuko picking strawberries for her. Her diabolical plan is working! But who is this masked boy, and why was he sneaking into Zuko's dorm room? And what happened to Aang? He looks woefully defeated lately, while Zuko looks...grumpy as usual, but rumor has it that Katara has Zuko in her clutches! I feel sorry for both boys!
Would someone please inform Instructor Snow that charming underage girls is morally offensive? Those Trepies are dangerous terrain to trek! Just because you think you can't handle both Farron sisters does not mean you have a right to be indecent!! It's at least nice to know that one Farron is not easy to deal with. Yet...now you have three! Most men would be green with your kind of luck with women! Whoever said that Lightning doesn't strike twice is sorely mistaken! Sparks will surely fly!
The same warning can be said for Goose, though. Just because young adults act twice your age isn't grounds for soliciting sexual innuendos! You were doing just fine when it was only you and your hair.
There are a few new faces around! Lucky us! Conner seems to be a great fighter (he left a nice path of destruction at the front entrance), but he's a total ditz when it comes to affection! Isn't it obvious that M'gann wants you? All those cupcakes she bakes are for you! She just shares with everyone in order to be subtle, which apparently is not working. Well, I guess you know now! You're welcome!!
Since we're letting the cat out of the bag, we're happy to announce that there is a proud parent in our midst! Remember that quiet fellow who is roommates/something more with our GFC leader? Well, it seems that he has a son now! But...who's the mother? All eyes are pointing to our purple haired wonder! Maybe he is a woman after all, despite his odd attire.
Stripping your fellow cadet in the hallways is a bit much, isn't it, Espio? You have quite the deviant side, despite appearing so prickly! But if you're going to do that, at least do it all the way! What a tease!! Perhaps Tobias watering that withered little heart yours isn't enough for you?
Speaking of contradictions, the term 'opposites attract' has never been so true!! Fang certainly lives up to her name, and Vanille is as sweet as vanilla! And here I thought Vanille being so touchy feely with Hassan (the new father) would have lead to something else. Oh well! There is much approval!
Continuing on the vein of opposites attract, how could someone wearing a permanent scowl on his face snare in such a sweet girl like Maria Robotnik? At least he's human now. The upgrade is very nice! Thank you, Time Compression! Let's hope it stirs up again! Let's also hope that Applejack's advances on the SeeD stirs up a bit of mayhem! She certainly set her sights higher compared to her last stint with that other cadet, Japan, with the silly name!
And last but certainly not least, my favorite pairing for this month: Maria Cyphert and the Garden Code! What a suck up.
The next issue will be juicier than this one, so until next time, Garden!
Yes, there will be a next time!!
No, there aren't any previews!
Miss Tattler
A marriage on the rocks?! Ariel is the 'other woman' as Seifer refuses her public advances. Meanwhile, another cadet, Kiden, cleans up the Commander after he got down and dirty in the cafeteria!! Those Trepie girls are a menace! They not so secretly couple Quistis with the Commander, and would do anything to protect the sanctity of their delusions. Or are they just that?
In the quad, Oli was seen denying a Trepie from signing up to the new dance troupe. Could he be doing aerials over the hold Quistis has over Rinoa? Those slick moves work only on the stage, Mr. Westcliffe! At least Quistis has the decency to check in on her little Rinnie! We all know you weren't just 'checking up' on classes. Nice try, though!
Seems we have mislabeled a person in our last post. Tom Bronson is not gruff, ladies and gentlemen!! He is good natured! But were his escapades with Instructor Botan just 'good natured'? Riding another woman's oar in broad daylight!! Such nerve! It really can't compare to Sharpay's car, though! What a downgrade!!
Remember our comment about these trolls being horny? We were right!! Equius was openly rubbing the horns of Tavros in the halls! How will this affect his chances of winning Homecoming court?! Also, isn't it obvious that he has a crush on that redhead, Grell? Peculiar. However, I don't think Vriska will appreciate her not boyfriend being felt up in such a manner! Yet she should realize that she has someone waiting at home for her! A certain Nepeta was spotted sneaking into her room after hours. Oh my! A little creepy, though!
On a different, and possibly more sinister note, Katara caught Zuko picking strawberries for her. Her diabolical plan is working! But who is this masked boy, and why was he sneaking into Zuko's dorm room? And what happened to Aang? He looks woefully defeated lately, while Zuko looks...grumpy as usual, but rumor has it that Katara has Zuko in her clutches! I feel sorry for both boys!
Would someone please inform Instructor Snow that charming underage girls is morally offensive? Those Trepies are dangerous terrain to trek! Just because you think you can't handle both Farron sisters does not mean you have a right to be indecent!! It's at least nice to know that one Farron is not easy to deal with. Yet...now you have three! Most men would be green with your kind of luck with women! Whoever said that Lightning doesn't strike twice is sorely mistaken! Sparks will surely fly!
The same warning can be said for Goose, though. Just because young adults act twice your age isn't grounds for soliciting sexual innuendos! You were doing just fine when it was only you and your hair.
There are a few new faces around! Lucky us! Conner seems to be a great fighter (he left a nice path of destruction at the front entrance), but he's a total ditz when it comes to affection! Isn't it obvious that M'gann wants you? All those cupcakes she bakes are for you! She just shares with everyone in order to be subtle, which apparently is not working. Well, I guess you know now! You're welcome!!
Since we're letting the cat out of the bag, we're happy to announce that there is a proud parent in our midst! Remember that quiet fellow who is roommates/something more with our GFC leader? Well, it seems that he has a son now! But...who's the mother? All eyes are pointing to our purple haired wonder! Maybe he is a woman after all, despite his odd attire.
Stripping your fellow cadet in the hallways is a bit much, isn't it, Espio? You have quite the deviant side, despite appearing so prickly! But if you're going to do that, at least do it all the way! What a tease!! Perhaps Tobias watering that withered little heart yours isn't enough for you?
Speaking of contradictions, the term 'opposites attract' has never been so true!! Fang certainly lives up to her name, and Vanille is as sweet as vanilla! And here I thought Vanille being so touchy feely with Hassan (the new father) would have lead to something else. Oh well! There is much approval!
Continuing on the vein of opposites attract, how could someone wearing a permanent scowl on his face snare in such a sweet girl like Maria Robotnik? At least he's human now. The upgrade is very nice! Thank you, Time Compression! Let's hope it stirs up again! Let's also hope that Applejack's advances on the SeeD stirs up a bit of mayhem! She certainly set her sights higher compared to her last stint with that other cadet, Japan, with the silly name!
And last but certainly not least, my favorite pairing for this month: Maria Cyphert and the Garden Code! What a suck up.
The next issue will be juicier than this one, so until next time, Garden!
Yes, there will be a next time!!
No, there aren't any previews!
Miss Tattler